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The Three Days of Darkness - November 24-26, 2016 A.D.

Discussion in 'General Discussions' started by Edward Palamar, Sep 16, 2016.

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  1. Chris Noyb

    Chris Noyb Get in, buckle up, hang on, & be quiet.

    Location:
    Large City, TX
    @MeltedMetalGlob

    I'd love to see you make a spoof movie (think Jerry Zucker, Jim Abrahams, & David Zucker in their prime).
     
    Chris Noyb, Sep 20, 2016
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  2. Lindy

    Lindy Moderator Staff Member

    Location:
    Nebraska
    Wasn't there a fairy tail about the prophet that cried 'wolf, wolf?'
     
    Lindy, Sep 20, 2016
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  3. SirLance

    SirLance Death Therapist

    Location:
    Where you least expect me
    Here we go again.... Mr. Trump is back with yet another doomsday prediction.

    If this means I won't have to listen to fucking Christmas carols from the end of Halloween to 12/26 I am all for it. Bring it on, baby!

    By the way, Mr. Trump, "Ascension Sunday" already happened.... no news reports.... so I think you're rather off track with this one as well...
     
    SirLance, Sep 20, 2016
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  4. Baraka_Guru

    Baraka_Guru Möderätor Staff Member

    Location:
    Toronto
    Technically, it's a fable, but it's a good comparison for the doomsday myth.
     
    Baraka_Guru, Sep 20, 2016
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  5. MeltedMetalGlob

    MeltedMetalGlob Resident Loser Donor

    Location:
    Who cares, really?
    As always, the pleasure is mine. :)

    But I can't take all the credit- some of it must go to the clowns who log in with no intention of becoming contributing members here who manage to give me so much material!
    [​IMG]
    --- merged: Sep 20, 2016 at 10:19 PM ---
    If only Lloyd Bridges was still with us... (sigh)

    He'd be perfect for this sort of thing:
    [​IMG]
     
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    MeltedMetalGlob, Sep 20, 2016
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  6. rogue49

    rogue49 Tech Kung Fu Artist Staff Member

    Location:
    Baltimore/DC
    Airplane refs... :D

    Armageddon Dude: What it is, big mama? My mama no raise no dummies. I dug her rap!
    TFP Lady: Cut me some slack, Jack! Chump don' want no help, chump don't GET da help!
    Armageddon Dude: Say 'e can't hang, say seven up!

    TFP Lady: Jive-ass dude don't got no brains anyhow! Shiiiiit.

    Our sentiments exactly. ;)
     
    rogue49, Sep 21, 2016
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  7. Shadowex3

    Shadowex3 Very Tilted

    Good thing in Jewish tradition anyone can bless damn near anything.
     
    Shadowex3, Sep 21, 2016
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  8. Chris Noyb

    Chris Noyb Get in, buckle up, hang on, & be quiet.

    Location:
    Large City, TX

    I loved that scene, loved it even more when I realized that Jive Lady was played by
    Beaver's mom, Mrs. Cleaver, Barbara Billingsley.
    --- merged: Sep 21, 2016 at 8:09 AM ---

    I have no idea who the guys are in photo one (something tells me I should), but
    the guy on the right looks like a praying mantis on steroids.
     
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    Chris Noyb, Sep 21, 2016
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  9. rogue49

    rogue49 Tech Kung Fu Artist Staff Member

    Location:
    Baltimore/DC
    Probably just your common characters from hotchickswithdouchebags.com
    Except they're too "douchey" to even have hot chicks.

    Unfortunately, this will be all that's left on Earth after Armageddon. (the one on the left is demonstrating the nice tan they'll have from the nuclear radiation)
    Even the cockroaches will have gone to Heaven. (hey, they have better values, they're cool like that. :cool: )
     
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    rogue49, Sep 21, 2016
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  10. Fremen

    Fremen Allright, who stole my mustache?

    Location:
    E. Texas
    In the South, all you need is to be female. "Bless her heart..."
     
    Fremen, Sep 21, 2016
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  11. Baraka_Guru

    Baraka_Guru Möderätor Staff Member

    Location:
    Toronto
    This thread reminds me of Professor Trelawney.

    [​IMG]
     
    Baraka_Guru, Sep 21, 2016
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  12. MeltedMetalGlob

    MeltedMetalGlob Resident Loser Donor

    Location:
    Who cares, really?
    I just did an image search for "douchebags" (the people least likely to post here) and came up with those winners.

    And, keeping up with the current trend here...
    [​IMG]
     
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    MeltedMetalGlob, Sep 21, 2016
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  13. rogue49

    rogue49 Tech Kung Fu Artist Staff Member

    Location:
    Baltimore/DC
    Sounds like signs of Armageddon to me... ;)
     
    rogue49, Sep 21, 2016
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  14. LUCIFER

    Lucifer Slightly Tilted

    Location:
    The Darkside

    Ummm....isn't this the date when President Trump gets voted in?
     
    Lucifer, Sep 21, 2016
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  15. Shadowex3

    Shadowex3 Very Tilted

    Whether or not we wind up with a youtube comment for president is entirely on the DNC.
     
    Shadowex3, Sep 21, 2016
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  16. Cayvmann

    Cayvmann Very Tilted

    Location:
    Central North Carolina
    I'm finding myself not caring one way or the other about the end of days. Have fun
     
    Cayvmann, Sep 27, 2016
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  17. POPEYE

    POPEYE Very Tilted

    Location:
    Tulsa
    I didn't experience 3 days of darkness during this slotted time period. But I have while in an alcohol induced coma.
     
    POPEYE, Nov 28, 2016
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  18. cynthetiq

    cynthetiq Administrator Staff Member Donor

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    New York City
    Was it supposed to be another end of the world?!?! Dammit! I seem to miss them each and every time.
     
    cynthetiq, Nov 28, 2016
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  19. Edward Palamar

    Edward Palamar Vertical

    Location:
    Chester County, Pennsylvania, USA
    Look at the footage of the Fort MacMurray fire which began just prior to the 1,335th day of Daniel 12:12, Ascension Sunday, May 8, 2016 A.D.

    Read what has been written regarding the Three Days of Darkness elsewhere.

    Playing outdoors doesn't seem like much of an option.

    As the Fort MacMurray fire seemingly came as mysteriously as it left, such occurrence bolsters the overall unsealing of the Book (prophecy) of Daniel, and it all centered (centers) around the Ascension : Ascension Thursday, Sunday, even what the angels said regarding Christ's Ascension and how it would be when He would return.

    II : #62 - Prophecies of Nostradamus :
    Mabus then will soon die, there will come
    Of people and beasts a horrible rout:
    Then suddenly one will see vengeance,
    Hundred, hand, thirst, hunger when the comet will run.

    There are less than 202 days for the continuous count (not simultaneous 1,335 = 2,300) to 2,300 to end.

    When Jesus said that the stars would fall from Heaven, we find that in the use of electricity.

    But when we read of comet and the powers of Heaven being shaken, perhaps it is a horse of a different color, like the Fort MacMurray fire.
     
    Edward Palamar, Jun 9, 2018
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  20. cynthetiq

    cynthetiq Administrator Staff Member Donor

    Location:
    New York City
    well I guess those are compelling arguments.

    As Samuel L. Jackson said in Pulp Fiction, "Allow me to retort..."

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    Go read some of the things about what was written about how religion is a farce elsewhere.

    The fire was just a fire, a book has words in it that may have coincidences just like music and movies. It does not mean that they are prophetic or mean anything more than just words organized to deliver a thought just like these words here.
     
    cynthetiq, Jun 9, 2018
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