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The Story of Menstruation

Discussion in 'General Discussions' started by ZombieSquirrel, Jan 6, 2012.

  1. Canthook

    Canthook Vertical

    Location:
    Manitowoc, WI
    I guess what we thought in grade school is true: girls ARE icky.
     
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  2. Phi Eyed

    Phi Eyed Getting Tilted

    Location:
    Ramsdale
    Let’s not jump to conclusions about Disney. He had a vested interest in making dirty movies too and obviously had some real issues with his mother.

    The best part of that is “After all, you have to live with people…you’ll find it’s easier to keep smiling and even tempered”. Yeah, It might be easier, but it sure does help to relieve some of the pressure by unleashing your frustrations by going ape-shit on unsuspecting family members.

    I gotta go work on my slouch. Pretty is as pretty does.
    Fuck Disney!
     
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  3. pan6467

    pan6467 a triangle in a circular world.

    I am very confused, here. It doesn't say how the egg gets fertilized. How does it get fertilized? Toilet seats?
     
  4. Stan

    Stan Resident Dumbass

    Location:
    Colorado
    Watch that slouch and avoid constipation ... always good advice.

    So, you all were watching Disney cartoons when you got hauled away in 4th grade?
     
  5. Speed_Gibson

    Speed_Gibson Hacking the Gibson

    Location:
    Wolf 359
    This subject has crossed my mind more than once having a house blessed with three girls 10 and under.
    --- merged: Jan 13, 2012 7:18 PM ---
    Obviously has to be magic or something to do with pixie dust.
     
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  6. A stork brings a fertilized egg in pill form to a woman in a committed relationship to a heterosexual male of the same race. The relationship is recognized by the church and the state. She then swallows the egg pill and the egg travels to the ovaries via blood stream.

    It is THAT simple.
     
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  7. Speed_Gibson

    Speed_Gibson Hacking the Gibson

    Location:
    Wolf 359
    And here I was thinking it was done through less "Disney Means", my mistake. ;)
     
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  8. pan6467

    pan6467 a triangle in a circular world.

    I like the originality, humor and political comment. Very ingenious.
     
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  9. thetemplarswife

    thetemplarswife Vertical

    I agree. That answer is great. Too bad it won't work on children in todays society.
     
  10. Freetofly

    Freetofly Diving deep into the abyss

    OMG so funny. I saw this years ago in school.
     
  11. wyopen

    wyopen Getting Tilted

    Location:
    Montana
    I'll never swallow again...
     
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