The Official "Ask Plan9" Thread

Oh great and powerful Plan9, your breath is minty fresh and your smooth spot is the stuff of legend. How might a simple Cayvmann make his mark in this world? And what's with airline food? I mean damn, you used to get a sandwich and now you're lucky to get peanuts and water... And who are these people?

 

Cayvmann, the thread killer

 

Niner killed it... He's probably off selling port-a-potties again.

 

But I have questions!!! I hear the crap industry is still in growth, especially around DC

 

hello i made a thread and rogue said for me to ask here instead-
why is my bfs precome so tasty but his come is not as tasty??
i mean i love his come when it first jumps out but if i leave it and taste later its not as nice.
come has to go straight in my mouth or i will not swollow it later.
whereas if precome is left on me or my clothes i can taste it later and it really nice.
even when precome is dried up on my hands its very nice to taste or use like a sweet perfume.
i never wash my hands if i have precome on them. but if i have come on my hands i wash them cos its not as nice (except for when its hot and new made).
its a complicated topic i know, hope i explained it ok.
cheri

 

Cheri95, Rogue49 was pulling your leg. Or as it might be known is Australia, having a bit of fun with you.

 

Oh yes, no doubt Plan9 would've ran with it. What he would've said (or might end up saying) is anybodys guess .

 

The anticipation will make us all salivate, no doubt!

 

Tic Toc tic toc

 

Using absolutes can be tricky.

 

He is doing research. His thoroughness is legendary.
SCIENCE!

 

thats ok i asked my friend and she said her bf has the same taste on his precome as on his come. so maybe it be pretty hard to study cos it depends on if the test subject has what my friend's bf has or what my bf has.
and my friend said she saw my bf's precome dried up on my black nightie, it was in silver squiggles. she said it smells like her bfs precome.

 

You're clearly confusing me for someone else.

Being an actual man in a world of guys toting, to quote Archer, "balls made of pussy." Whatever that means to you, aggressively pursue it. Bragging about your Big 3 (bench/squat/deadlift) to make all these he-bitch man-ginas on TFP super insecure doesn't hurt, either.

A. The food obviously varies based on your destination. Flying from Raleigh to Detroit will get you pretzels. Fly business class to Dubai and you'll have to decide how much champagne you can get away with before you're that obscene white guy staggering toward the Marhaba lounge.
B. Bring your own snacks. One of the most important travel tips I can offer is to also pack your carry-on like it might be the only bag you have when you land. Because it can be. A plastic zipper bag with your own trail mix concoction and an empty water bottle (to fill up later) is crucial.

The IRS. It's April. They're here to take 20% of your annual income.

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Or maybe I busy doing something instead of picking your pasty ass up at a hotel. Could be anything, honestly.

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I have no idea why you find the gun oil of the prostate to be so delicious, but I'm guessing it's because--as a stand alone beverage--it doesn't feature the millions of wriggling penis spaceships that inhabit the tapioca of life that follows pre-come. I mean, the follow-up is what most girls with stage names refer to as an "active beverage." As you're probably aware, pre-come is free of these X-wing fighters and is designed to clean out the urethra and help deliver the coagulated ropes of life-giving custard you know and love. I'd imagine that, like cheap beer, it's an acquired taste. Do you have similar feelings for any of the standard squirt condiments? I mean, I'm really into deli mustard, picky about ketchup and absolutely detest mayo. What about you?

 

FEED ME, MORTALS.

 

If you had extra money laying around what would you invest it in?

 

Gravel. Portable toilets. Real estate. Something that everybody needs. Something that won't really jump or crash in the next 20 years. Something that will generate a moderate, stable passive income for me. Turn it on and let it run.

 

Who shot JFK or JR?