The Lust List: The 5 you're allowed.

The more I read this thread, the harder it gets. So many sexy women, so few spots in the list....

My limbic system is overloading

 

Real world top 5 (in no order):

A VP at a former company, close friend and one if the hottest women I've ever known.

Former elementary school teacher of my daughter's (Wow)

Mother of one of my daughter's friends (long time ago)

Former coworker at my previous job (beautiful, smart, sophisticated)

One woman at my current workplace (you're not getting a name out of me, Freetofly)

 

Any more detail, would require breathtaking quantities of alcohol. Anybody else wanna share?

 

Scarlett Johansson
Noomi Rapace
Vigo Mortenson
Rooney Mara
Michael Fassbender WOW!!!

 

Jennifer Lawrence... can't put her on my list. Sure, she's hot, but she's too much like a little sister.

I'd like to hang out with her.

 

Your tastes are very expansive, @NobleDeb. I must say that your taste in women is exquisite. Are you a fan of The Girl with the Dragon Tattoo?

 

Ok I think I've chosen my women:

Angelina Jolie
Marissa Kerr
Olivia Wilde
Brigitte Bardot (when she was younger)
And I leave this last slot open because there's too many to choose just one more.

 

Terrific choices, @Katia. Nice move, going old school with Bardot.

If I hadn't restricted my celebrity choices to current ones, I'd throw in Katherine Hepburn, Ingrid Bergman, and Lauren Bacall could've made me her sex slave.

 

For a real life list, not that Mrs. Levite would ever agree to such a thing, there'd be a lot of tough choices, but, not necessarily in order....

1. One of my colleagues teaching at the local Jewish school I work for: she is one of the smokinest, hottest women I've seen in this town. Classic girl that wears nerdy glasses and portrays herself as a geek, except that the glasses completely don't hide a gorgeous face, and her body is ridiculous. She's like 5' nothing, can't be more than 110 pounds, and a good forty pounds of that has to be tits and ass.
2. The librarian of the rabbinical school I attended. She also sometimes does plus size modeling, and has a jaw-droppingly improbable figure. She is the sultriest, most sensual human being I have ever known personally. She walks around in a veritable fog of pulsating sexual heat. I could die happy if I got the chance to pleasure her.
3. The one girl from high school I still fantasize about (Facebook friends with her, still in occasional real contact also). She's a redheaded yoga instructor, and is just painfully sexy. I was absolutely obssessed with her from the first day of Grade 9 to graduation, and never got anywhere with her-- totally friendzoned, way before anyone knew about friendzoning. But I would've mortgaged my balls for thirty naked minutes with her. I still think she'd be legendary in the sack.
4. My colleague who's the in-house rabbi at the college for which I usually lead High Holiday services. She's also redheaded (I have a thing for redheads), a comic book geek (totally hot), and is one of those funny, confident, self-deprecating people that you know, you just know, would be all kinds of freaky in bed. Doubly so because of the way she walks: she's got phenomenal hips and ass, and she's got a great "I'm all lubed up right now" walk.
5. My SIL. Though she's nice looking, and got a very nice voluptuous body (she is Mrs. Levite's sister, after all), she's actually a crazy crazy bitch, so I wouldn't really want a relationship with her. But she's one of those tightly wound, majorly controlling women who apparently has her husband's balls in the pocket of her purse, to such an absurd extent that my gut just screams at me that she is a huge submissive in the bedroom, or at least wants to be. And 99% of the time, that's not necessarily my bag: a few B&D roleplaying games, all in fun, everyone has a few laughs, whatev. But that 1% of the time, when a girl is a serious submissive as part of the natural balance of her life, that means the sex will be volcanically epic, way off the top of the freaky pervy scales. Unfortunately such girls tend to be nutters, which makes them bad relationship material. But since this fantasy is just about fucking....

 

How about some "old-school" actors that sizzled on the big screen?

• Paul Newman
• Peter O'Toole
• Cary Grant
• Robert Mitchum
• Humphrey Bogart

Honorable mention: James Dean

 

Write-in for for Gregory Peck.

 

Another excellent list, @rogue49. Any of them could have their way with me!

 

Agree and Jimmy Stewart sizzles in Alfred Hitchcock flics.

 

You're a woman after my own heart. I'm a huge Jimmy Stewart fan.

 

All this lust sweeping through this thread is making the Lust-o-Meter go crazy....



The temperature gauge is at critical levels...



My...I'd better sit down...