The Crazy going through your head

I spent a good while wrestling my shadow self before finally embracing him as part of myself. Now, we are darkly amused by this brilliant thread! I'd say a couple of Crazies would be, 1) trying to plant subliminal messages in my wife while she sleeps, so she might perform...ahem, favors for me and explore certain activities that she might not enjoy as much as I might. And, less amusing, 2) tracking down the bullies from high school and making them understand the way I spent better than half my life feeling about myself, in large part because of them, by doing all the things to them that I did or wanted to do to myself.

But I'll try to think of more; this is great!!
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Oh, and I've worked a couple of places that I planned out ways to burn to the ground. Not because I necessarily disliked working there. There were just walls of paper and cardboard, or hundreds of gallons of flammable chemicals.