The Complaining and Bitching Thread

MY GLASSES ARE BROKEN.

MOTHER FUCK THIS SHIT.

 

Anyone know how long it takes for Viagra to take effect? I mean if I see them a few doors down headed this way do I have time to pop one and be able to meet them at the door with nothing but a smile and an erection?

 

It would take a very long time in my case, I'd have to run out and get some first.

 

With the introduction of a space, you've turned outrage into a really disgusting command.

/gotta find something better to do with my time

 

At least she didn't put in a comma. That would make it worse.

 

I LOLed. You should sleep in more often.

 

Uh huh.

 

Happened to me last month...I used my birthday money to buy two pairs, so I'd have an extra. I miss the days when birthday money meant a new iPod or a pair of roller skates or a bookstore shopping spree. Fuck this "grown up" shit.



Edit: ...Says the "grown up" who still gets birthday money. Hmm.

 

Psh. Being a grown up sucks. I'll be a kid forever.

 

Right on, sistah.

 

I forgot my headphones in the car again. Grumble grumble grumble.

And I'm never growing up either.

 

I can have other meds delivered with a quick phone call. I called for a bottle of Advil the other night and it took about 3mns. for it to arrive. Viagra and other boner pills here do not require any Rx so I think I could get them here rather quickly.

Maybe some night just for fun I'll order a box of 100 Viagra, 10 tubes of lube, a dozen vibrating cock rings, 25 assorted favored condoms and a bottle of their cheapest rum just to see the look on the kids face who delivers it.

 

I recall seeing boner pills (aka hard drugs) being sold in a kiosk at the Cancun airport. Probably a great souvenir.

 

Nine new project request emails this morning alone... I am officially drowning.

Yeah, I'm just gonna watch bird cams instead.

 

I they're at the airport my guess is they're real. Esp. if they're in a brand name box.

 

I might kill someone today. Either that or stab myself in the eye with a spork, repeatedly.

 

I agree. Depending, of course, on what you mean by "hitting on them."

 

Muscle spasms and cramps kept me up all night. That is NOT how I prefer to be up all night.