The Complaining and Bitching Thread

You should go jump in a lake.
Don't forget your rake.
For if it's flotation you neglect to take
You'll soon find yourself in a hearse on the way to your own wake.
Borla would be there but he's busy eating a steak.
Me? I'd never show; I'm too much of a flake.

 

You're doing it wrong. They are to be worn around the neck, not under arms.

 

Sorry, cynthetiq, I consider myself more of a poet lariat.

 

I'd of thought it.

 

Damn it. Wrong thread.

 

Just did my first 5k in 10 years. On the treadmill.

And my heartrate was scary high, even though I was going no faster than usual, just farther. And that's not the first time in the last 2 weeks its been like that. It's been pretty much every run.

Shit. It's officially doctor time.

 

My pants are falling down and I forgot a belt. First world problems.

I'm also sleepy as hell, but that's my own damn fault.

 

the_jazz solves that problem by "forgetting" both the belt and the pants.

 

I'm starting to remember why I prefer being single.

 

I just looked up my ex on FB (again) and he now has a Mohawk. My first thought :holy fuck that is hot:

 

yup. I hate boys.

 

I do, too.

 

So it's going to be another passive aggressive email day. I see how it is, Dr. Dickhead.

 

dammit it's cold outside again. MAKE UP YOUR BLOODY MIND, HOUGHTON.

 

When it comes to my professional life, I have nothing to complain about....i'm worried.

 

Ooh-ooh, can I play?

 

No more Asian-directed racist humour?!

 

Ugg.....he doesn't get to use the excuse that he's a weird Asian. He's been in the States long enough.

 

I know Asians that were born in the US.

And they're still weird as hell.

/ignoremytagline