The Complaining and Bitching Thread

But I like Styx!

/domo arigato

 

Dirty. Old. Men.

 

You got it, Sugar Tits. Now go make me a sandwich.

 

Ok sweetie. I'll sandwich your face between my car and a wall.

 

Say it loud, say it proud.

See the sig, babe.

And bring me a beer after you get done molesting the_jazz

 

If I ever met you boys in real life, you would be sooooooooooooo scared.

 

I heard those cocker spaniels on last night's "So you think you can howl?" brought the whole doghouse down. He must have been watching that part there.
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You say that like it is a bad thing.

 

Snow on April 24.... FUUUUUUUYUUUUUUUU!

 

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Looking out the window is depressing right now.

 

Found this on a google search just now
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My back really really HURTS.

 

My hip hurts like a motherfucker. I can't figure out if it's the fibro flaring or secondary to my pelvic break when I was 17. The joint is grinding and the tendons are very... unhappy.

 

Not a complaint but it fits close enough. I sense a longish night after the nap I am choosing not to take now. Yay for Mondays. Hopefully my left knee stops the mild complaining it is was doing not long ago; gimping around can get a bit frustrating.

 

People (nobody here, because I know none of you would dare make such a mistake), please stop saying "Acrosst." The word is "Across." There is no T.

Thank you.

 

I can tolerate "ain't", double negatives, and some other painful things people use in the English language but I cannot picture any situation where that ever works or sounds acceptable.

 

A friend of mine says that, and she says Walmarts, too. As in, "I'm going to Walmarts."


/gritting my teeth

 

Try sleeping in a doorway or under a bridge. Try standing in line every day just to get a meal. Try living with a shower only once a week if you get there early enough. Try being constantly harassed by law enforcement. Try finding a job or housing when the local government thinks you're just shiftless and lazy despite your pleas for the resources to get back on your feet. No, you don't want to try any of this. You want to do everything you can to stay as far away from this as possible. This is homelessness. Don't look down on the homeless. Don't look at us as if we are less than human. We are humans. Many of us were people like you with backyards and homes with showers and clean sheets. We are not street bums. We are not looking for a hand-out. We are looking for a hand up. We need a place to stay. We need a place to work. We need a place to be. We don't want to be here. We want to be productive people, just like you.