The Complaining and Bitching Thread

Thanks dude. Yep, the left has actually been bothering me for about 25 years. The right knee only 4 years, but it's been more problematic ( locking up )
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"Well Boss, I'm sooooo soorrrryyyy for catering to the folks that get you paid. I'll just call them and tell them that YOU need me to break an appointment or two, so we can have a meeting about how to bring in some money. kthxbye."

 

Well, that's it then.

I'm getting sick.

Fuck.

 

The last 24 hours have sucked ENORMOUS donkey balls.
Lost the beer to the Catclysm, had to steam clean the carpet at 8pm last night.
Figured out air conditioner was fucked up at 8:30.
Thought I'd figured out the air conditioner problem by 9, temp dropped 2 degrees by 12:30 am... to 76.
Woken up by cats at 6am, as I had to sleep with the door open since I wasn't positive about the air conditioner.
Massive traffic all day, upset stomach.
Made it to The Biter's house for a home visit, major non compliance.
Bite to the calf muscle, dug disgustingly dirty fingernails into my burn, while pulling off the bandaid as he was in timeout for biting me.
Injured himself over and over again because he was tired and impulsive.
While he was running from me, I came around the corner of the table, he kicked my shin, I busted open my pinky toe on a chair.
Pull off blood-soaked sock, uttered the phrase "If you put your fingers in my blood, you will go to time out"
as he kept saying, "oooh, ow. Blood!" and trying to stick his fingers in the open wound.
Burn already looks infected, toe is swollen, side of foot is bruised... fairly sure I broke the toe again. For the 40bajillionth time.
Cat just flipped the top off the drinking fountain, spraying water everywhere. While I was in an Epsom salt bath trying to cleanse the wounds.
I'd really like my husband to come home now. This commuting Sunday afternoon and coming home Wednesday night SUCKS.
Oh, and the air conditioner isn't working again.

Fuck this.

 

All of my samples are contaminated again.

Fuck everything.

 

Sorry, my bad. Allergies, you know?

Granted, allergies have little to do with rubbing one out, but still, allergies.

 

Snowy is right. If you fuck with my samples, you're getting shanked.

 

Hey, I'll rub one out wherever I damn well please! You're not the boss of me!

Baraka_Guru, the_wife watched some guy not pick up after his dog in our yard the other day while talking on the phone. She hung up, ran outside and confronted him over it. He had some lame excuse ("he never poops twice and I don't have another bag!") but she made him pick it up and take it with him. He tried to make small talk, and she just shut him down completely by not letting him talk about anything other than his dog's poop. I don't know that I've ever been prouder.
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Get in line. It starts at ZombieSquirrel and ends at Glory's Sun. You should have lots of company while you're waiting.

 

I'll only get stabby if I have to stay in grad school more than I want to.

 

I hate that. It's happening more and more in our apt complex. And the complex even supply the baggies! People are frigging lazy and irresponsible. And then all of us have to deal with the attitude and comments of the non-dog owners who have dog shit all over their lawn. Argh.

 

I just updated my giant whiteboard to-do list (4'x5') and got depressed.

Oh, and I woke up with a sore throat.

 

So...

you're sayin' ZombieSquirrel is first in line for the gang-bang?

totally not fair.

 

I played soccer last night and some bitch ran into my knee.......the bad one. It fucking hurts this morning.

 

Yes, that's what my "fam/parents" list is for (I have a really weird amount of parents of friends that add me. I'm not entirely sure why.) But, like I said, sometimes I forget to use it. I can also see something going down like, "oh, you went out to eat last night? Why didn't you answer your phone, then?"

Also: drunk posting. Which, granted, I don't do as much of anymore. But, still.