The Complaining and Bitching Thread

Ok, ok, it's been a week enough of this headache already. Fuck.

 

Holy Marie, Mother of the FSM. What the hell is going on?
Sleeping Coordination Cat rolled over and fell off the top shelf of the computer desk, onto the sleeping form of Fraidy Cat. Fraidy Cat ricochets off Computer monitor, causing Coordination Cat to land a whole leg into my full pint glass of Abita Strawberry. The steam cleaner kept leaking while I cleaned the carpets and then the air conditioner started to malfunction. I got a fifth piece of glass in my foot since a bottle of tea slipped out of my purse onto the kitchen floor yesterday, despite having swept and vacuumed the entire floor twice, and mopped once. My husband isn't here, Angry Uterus is waking up, and I'm BITCHY.

Give me my goddamn So Delicious German Chocolate coconut milk "ice cream," another beer, and Game of Thrones NAO. I only wish I could punch Joffrey. Maybe I'd feel better.

 

A week? Is it consistent or is it a constant headache? Either way, time for a physical with the GP. Just saying.

 

OK B_G, you're an editor right? Even though your sentence (quoted above) is perfectly grammatically correct, why does it sound better in my head to say, " ... almost as insecure as I am." rather than " ... almost as insecure as me." To me, "as I am" sounds more proper. This is largely because I have been ingrained with overbearing my readers with useless detail in order to fulfill a specific word limit. I have identified lots of synonyms for words that would require different utilization so that I can interchange them to fit my needs and eliminate redundancy because repeating yourself always sound wrong to me.

When in high school, I needed to make my papers longer. In college, however, they require you get your point across in the least possible number of words and this has served me well over the times.

And just like that I answered my own question. I should probably not submit this post and just go to sleep like I was planning on because I am rambling on pointlessly in the wrong thread. But then if I did that, no one would have anything to pointlessly complain and bitch about. So ...

 

Fuck me, I just pulled the wire out of one of the cups on my earphones while jerking it from my hair.

 

was it caught in your beard?

 

Why, I oughta....! Where are ZombieSquirrel 's stabbin' scissors??

 

When you ask for my help, I am usually happy to give it. I cannot give you the answer you want all the time, though. When that happens, do not act like a spoiled child if you ever want to be taken seriously again. "Being taken seriously" is a prerequisite for getting any answer that is not a "no". Especially when you are asking for something that would be unique to you.

 

No motivation, a million things to do. Here goes nothing. But really. It might actually be nothing.

 

Gonna have to have my right knee operated on. The good news is the doc said my knee joints were actually in good shape, with less than expected arthritis... Cartilage shaving it is.

( left knee saved for future date, same surgery )

 

I hope this turns out to be good news. Your knees have been bothering you for a while now, haven't they? At least you know what is wrong and that there is a remedy. Good luck Cayvmann

 

It's allergies. I go through this about twice a years every year, spring and fall. It'll pass in a few more days.

 

All the bacterial cultures I'm working with today smell bad and I have a headache.

Butts.