The Complaining and Bitching Thread

I always thought gin tasted like pine sol... And then I realized I was drinking shitty gin.

 

Friend of mine in Israel messaged me a picture of the sunrise complaining every day at 9am it hurts her face. I told her "that's called morning, it's why we have blinds". I also told her morning is the worst part of the day except for everything that comes after it. She later posted that she regretted getting out of bad that day, to which I reiterated my point about mornings.

Had my own "Godammitsomuch" moment when I realised it was monday and I've got work tomorrow again.

Just take a shot of vodka and chew on some juniper twigs, it'll taste better.

 

I knew a guy who used to water down his dad's "premium" "select" bourbons, it caused some major fights between them.

The taste of gin definitely changes for the better as you move up in quality. I wonder if Bombay Sapphire is still considered--for mass produced liquor--one of the best/the best?

 

I can only stomach Hendricks and Monkey. I was surprised at the anti-inflammatory properties. I like it with Sprite Zero of all silly things. Allergic to iodine, so all tonics are out.

 

Turns out the friend I'm splitting a room with hasn't paid our landlord her half yet... I'm really hoping this doesn't wind up with me paying the whole thing. They've cut my hours so much at work I'm almost losing money because it's ~3 hours there by bus and ~2-3 hours back, meaning for a 5 hour paycheck I'm out ten hours.

 

@Chris Noyb good to see you again.
To me, the flavour of gin," Beef Eaters" is wonderful.
My Dad stocks his home bar with the most expensive choices. And a huge variety. That high end liquor tastes best, I get buzzed quick, so less consumption and am never hung over.

 

I'm sick and I can't find my sleeveless leather trenchcoat, or remember if I packed it or got rid of it for that matter.

 

Take care of yourself.

Get some rest.

 

I work at a restaurant where most of my coworkers have had multiple days they've lost money coming to work. They're probably going to try and demand I find my own replacement or come in.

 

Thanks!

 

Look, PayPal, you're the one asking for verification. So stop freezing every time I try to send what you're asking for.

 

Over it. So very over it.

 

Phone bricked for 3 hours. Ugh. Thank, hayseuss it's working now.

 

Dear soon-to-be-ex-wife:

Fuck you, and the horse you rode in on. Stop complaining about the shit that's happening because you would not try to talk through things, you would not communicate, and you would not try to work on this marriage. You're losing money on the sale of the house you are taking? Tough shit.

 

Wouldn't that technically be you?

 

Liverwurst...cheap Pate right...I love the stuff...
BUT, Sunday I bought 1/4 # of Boars Head, from a fresh one, at Publix, ate just 3 slices of it and 5 hours later I'm tired, feeling light headed and decide to take a nap
now i feel "sicky" run to the bathroom oops, just make it throw up, multiple times....a few hours later, 90% back to normal.. WTF?