The Complaining and Bitching Thread

Angry Uterus: "Kill it. Or eat it."
Me:" What?"
AU: "This is your only choice! Kill All The Things!... Or eat them."
Me: grumble grumble mutter "or both."

I'm lucky I don't have any offspring today.

 

Whatchya applying for?

 

Technically @lordeden is her BF. I am her hetero-lifemate. So yeah. NEW best friend!

 

Everything I'm qualified for, and a few things I'm not.


Also, it actually really bugs me when people call their significant others their best friend. I can't quite put my finger on why, but it does. But ZS is totally my hetero-lifemate

 

Yeah, me too. The best friend is the person that actually enjoys doing the things you enjoy instead of either tolerating or abstaining. Like camping or sports or punk rock music or ultraviolent '80s action movies.

It also helps if they're the same gender so you can bitch and complain, hide bodies, say wildly racist/sexist/microaggression stuff, borrow clothes in an emergency, etc

It should be like having a really cool brother/sister... but way more rad.

 

No. It's a diesel. It doesn't refute it's design or fuel. Saying otherwise doesn't make it so. Diesels sound like legolas attempting to beat his way out of a soda can with a hammer.

 

Don't bother, Omega... Noodle drank that VW Kool-Aid a long time ago.

If only Toyota could get a diesel Hi-Lux in the States without neutering it.

 

Ha ha. Mine really doesn't. It's the golf diesel that doesn't. I totally concur on most others. I can refute your sound comparison. I do admit that the R (even before the tune) sounds better. But I have a relatively quiet engine until I punch it. It's the way the turbo is tuned with the DSG transmission. I absolutely hate the way the other diesel engines sound.

 

My Achilles heel has been struck again. I have been laid low by the common cold. At least once a year I get one. They pass, but grudgingly.

 

The common cold it is, has got me down and on anti biotics. Also Sandy and my 3yr old grandson. I am certain the point of origin is the daycare. That place is a germ factory. All of them are.

 

Someone once said daycare is like a petri dish. That's totally wrong. A petri dish usually has only one culture....

 

Those shitboxes with the tin can mufflers make a lot of noise and go nowhere, I wipe them out with my really quiet Boxster, then they get pissed and try to cut me off....I blow them a kiss.......it pisses them off even more

 

Omg, you guys should hear the R since the Stage 2 tune with the new downpipe... Holy shit.

My car still sounds like the bomb, yo. The guys On Base ogled it.

 

Did this guy get birthday sex? No
Did my wife even tell me happy birthday? No
Who did the dishes and cooked dinner and worked late? This guy.

I mean shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit. Not even birthday sex, WTF. I'm going to bed. I mean shit.. Shoulda just got drunk and passed out might have had a better day.

 

Well that blows. For what it's worth Happy Birthday.

Travel day tomorrow. I can't believe I used to look forwards to traveling. Of course the airlines used to treat you like a human being. Might have something to do with it.

 

That sucks, maybe bites is a better word, Ralphie.

Happy (belated) Birthday!