The Complaining and Bitching Thread

Working on updating a flyer promoting our annual Lung Cancer Symposium for this year's event...

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From: S-----------, M------ E.​

Sent: Tuesday, October 20, 2015 8:39 AM​

To: DamnitAll​

Subject: RE:​

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Hello DamnitAll,​

... Also, I forgot to mention something in yesterday’s e-mail. C---- would like another image to the flier. Something that pertains to lung health. Thanks, M------​

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From: DamnitAll​

Sent: Tuesday, October 20, 2015 10:38 AM​

To: S-----------, M------ E.​

Subject: RE:​

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Thanks, M------! Is C----- looking for something more clinical, like a picture of healthy lungs? In our own defense, we feel the imagery used on these flyers is a very accurate depiction of healthy lungs being able to blow dandelion fluff off a flower! But I understand if you feel the need to freshen up the flyer with some newer imagery for the third year.​

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Let me know!​

DamnitAll​

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From: S-----------, M------ E.​

Sent: Tuesday, October 20, 2015 10:40 AM​

To: DamnitAll​

Subject: RE:​

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No, she wanted an image of a target since the tag line is “targeting lung cancer.” Thanks, M------​

...Huh?

 

Put a reticle covering the head of the person blowing the dandelion and send that.

See what happens.

LOLz!

 

Also...



WHAT IS WRONG WITH THESE PEOPLE. WHY DOES THIS KEEP HAPPENING.

 

Are you using the toilet after my husband? Oh, wait... He doesn't bother to put a roll there for me.

 

Oh, and by the way, running the tap full blast does not block out *grunt plop*

 

Seems odd that a dude that grunts and doesn't understand the lily pad tactic would bother with the modesty tap / modesty fan move.

 

They like using TP that has rolled around on the bathroom floor?

 

Sandy and I are laughing so hard our eye's are watering

 

I had nightmares last night like I haven't had in years... I was being forcibly detained in a hospital for pneumonia, though I kept telling them I was fine. At some point during the dream, I was also apparently forced to have an abortion and was trying to get back home. My hubs was staying in the apartment across the street from my parents (this is what we do every thanksgiving) waiting for me so we could head back to Jax.

I woke up with a ton of congestion and the worst cramps I've had in years. My physical symptoms have apparently invaded dreamland. Holy hell.

 

Pups are healthy and all is good, but fucking hell, that was expensive as fuck.

 

fuck, fuck, fuck I'm at $9k and counting on the Tacoma damage. It also needs to have a door frame straightened (Toyota doesn't do that).

I like my Taco. 4 door, 4wd, manual transmission trucks are hard to come by. My insurance dipwads better not total this thing on me.

 

If they total it you can get that Pontiac Aztek you've always wanted!

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Seriously, though... the Taco / Hilux is arguably the finest mid-size pickup truck on the planet. I am sorry to hear it was ravaged.

 

Maybe bears have good taste.

 

A first world problem ^. I must give credit to Plan9, I borrowed "first world problem" from him.


A third (fourth?) world problem--Perhaps the pickers in the country where the tea comes from died of hunger.