The Complaining and Bitching Thread

Come on apartment washing machine, you are supposed to take the crap off my clothes not put new crap on my clothes dammit.

 

Destress your breasts. The idiots that put words like this in the dictionary are the idiots that use the term. Syrian refugees aren't hangry, they're starving.

My issue with the OED is that it puts all sorts of garbage words in there in the first place. We don't need etch into stone every garbage fad word the world comes up with each year.

 

hugs, but fuck em

 

Annoying Coworker: Have you seen Mike?
Me: Mike B? I heard him not too long ago.
Annoying Coworker: *annoyed because I didn't know what Mike she was talking about because it's a very common name and I just saw a Mike* No, sigh, Mike R.
Me: I have never met him, and don't know what he looks like, but I'll let you know when I see someone that could be a Mike.

 

Everyone pretty much hates her and thinks I'm funny. My last review I was told my humor was a nice addition to the team. ZS=Awesome.

Our Supervisor was promoted right before I joined the Division and actually had my position. She also can't stand the turd that is my annoying coworker, but doesn't have any grounds to really do anything about it without getting herself in trouble. You can't really fire her because the few things she does do, she's really good at. Also, since AC supports a clueless exec in the division, the bitch gets away with a lot. When I said the few things she does do, it's that exec's travel or whatever. Since the exec hasn't had any issue, AC gets good marks on her report card.

Long story short, she's annoying and not really liked by most people....but we can't do anything about it.

 

The world is a shitty place......and that is why you are in my world....

 

My wife's hip has been bothering her for many months, slowly but surely getting worse. Instead of going for chiropractic treaments and/or seeing an orthopedic specialist over her summer vacation, she waited until her hip is causing her great pain. And she hasn't mentioned her hip problem to her regular GP at all. WTF?

 

Conservatives try to claim that America is a christian nation, founded by christians, espousing christian values. They also try to claim the constitution as their own. But if the founding fathers wanted America to be a christian nation, why did they forbid a religious test as a part of holding office? Was it a trick of the devil? A secret cabal of zionists? Or did the founding fathers actually want to keep religion out of politics? Maybe being former British citizens, they were tired of Anglicans and puritans and papists all fighting. Tired of the incessant wars and inbreeding of "royal" bloodlines. Of frenchies and germans coming over to rule England. Maybe they just wanted to say "fuck off" to both the pope and the anglican church.

 

Separation of Church and State is quite clear, political faith co mingling is asking, no begging, for a repeat of the Dark Ages. Or more closely the rise of ISIL, that same evil keeps raising it's ugly head one generation after another. Just with a different name and face.

 

WTF? Verizon's NFL app had Miami/Washington streaming through the first half. Logged in for the 2nd half and the app is updating! After the update, it appears to be offering me Indy/Buffalo instead... but... based on my location, I do not have access to that game.
Fuck you, Verizon!

 

I agree FUCK YOU VERIZON!

 

pulled some lower stomach muscles working on the barn. I've been over weight so long I forgot I had muscles there. They sure are tender