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The Complaining and Bitching Thread

Discussion in 'General Discussions' started by ASU2003, Jan 14, 2013.

  1. redravin

    redravin Cynical Optimist Donor

    Location:
    North

    Tried the vodka for a while.
    Have to say it probably made things worse.
    It is pretty amazing how much vodka you can drink and not notice it when you feel like that.
     
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  2. Tully Mars

    Tully Mars Very Tilted

    Location:
    Yucatan, Mexico
    Now United can't find a plane for my flight to Portland. I'll say it again airlines suck ass anymore
     
  3. Lindy

    Lindy Moderator Staff Member

    Location:
    Nebraska
    Drink! That was my ex (now late ex) husband's answer to most problems. Also his response to good things happening. Not to mention good cure for colds, flu, sunburn...
     
  4. redravin

    redravin Cynical Optimist Donor

    Location:
    North
    2:30 AM Directly behind my head, through the very thin walls of my apartment.
    "STOP THAT! STOP THAT! I LET YOU VIDEO ME. YOU'RE NOT STICKING YOUR COCK UP MY ASS!"

    Followed by a half hour of mumbled pleading by him and louder objections by her.

    I really wanted to yell out for her to just let him do it.
    She might enjoy it, he probably wouldn't last that long, and I could go back to sleep.
     
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  5. snowy

    snowy so kawaii Staff Member

    Seriously, a cock up the ass isn't that bad. It can be really good.

    Fuck, now I want anal. Problem is, being on Vicodin jams up the works.
     
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  6. redravin

    redravin Cynical Optimist Donor

    Location:
    North


    Yeah I remember that from the male side, Percocet and Vicodin pretty much made sex a no go, at least for me.
    Also reading, writing, or just about anything that took a great deal of focus.

    Also from a strictly personal point of view, when a woman is having an orgasm during anal it has to be one of the most exciting things ever.
    And having her offer herself to you, giving you total control, letting you choose where and being just as excited about whatever you want to do ... that is amazing.

    Okay, gotta stop now.
     
  7. Lindy

    Lindy Moderator Staff Member

    Location:
    Nebraska
    Or, she might not. She may already, from experience, know that. That's how it is for me. I have no moral or hygiene objections. I've tried it with enough partners, enough times to know it does nothing good for me. Maybe for him, but not for me. Even with lube, it is unpleasant starting out, and the hoped for/promised pleasure never comes. So to speak.
    Sigh!That's what you (and others) keep saying, @snowy. Maybe I should give anal another chance. It's been a few years, and my current Sig has never really expressed any interest. But, I love so many other pleasures...
     
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  8. snowy

    snowy so kawaii Staff Member

    I was pretty anti-anal for a long time. Learning some new tips and tricks made it an entirely different experience.
     
  9. Lindy

    Lindy Moderator Staff Member

    Location:
    Nebraska
    Yeah, they tell me I could learn to like Bourbon too.;)
     
  10. redravin

    redravin Cynical Optimist Donor

    Location:
    North


    With the right conditioning you can find yourself enjoying all kinds of things you didn't expect you would.
     
  11. Chris Noyb

    Chris Noyb Get in, buckle up, hang on, & be quiet.

    Location:
    Large City, TX
    Skip the vodka. Sometimes you just have to make yourself go.
     
  12. Japchae

    Japchae Very Tilted

    I am over this fucking headache.
     
  13. And if she doesn't want to do it...she doesn't have to do it.

    Brings back bad memories for me that had nothing to do with physical pain.
     
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  14. Very amazing..... I decided to have the wife pull me out of bed at night and make me go before bed. Let's see how that works . :cool:
     
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  15. redravin

    redravin Cynical Optimist Donor

    Location:
    North


    Absolutely, I was just getting really tired of him keeping me awake trying to talk her into it.
    Finally went and slept on the chair in the living room.
     
  16. Chris Noyb

    Chris Noyb Get in, buckle up, hang on, & be quiet.

    Location:
    Large City, TX
    People who continue to send text messages--after the important info has been shared--just to get in the last word drive me crazy. The other day I was driving and my wife kept receiving and responding to texts. I finally asked who it was and why it was so important. It was her sister who kept sending three to four word texts. I got POd and told my wife, "Just tell her you'll be in touch when you hear something new." "I already did that." "Then quit responding to her!"

    ----------------------------------------

    It's raining like hell, and the wind gusts are really strong. I've already noticed two electricity blips in the lights.
     
  17. rogue49

    rogue49 Tech Kung Fu Artist Staff Member

    Location:
    Baltimore/DC
    in bed, sick
     
  18. Douchebag's kid is in my baby girl's class. The kid chased her around the classroom and also baby smacked her. BabySquirrel doesn't cry that often, but he made her cry. He's on my list.

    Like father like son.
     
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  19. POPEYE

    POPEYE Very Tilted

    Location:
    Tulsa
    Drank too much and missed work. WTF, I seem to be doing that more and more these days. laid in bed sick all day. when examining the bottle I have to wonder how I didn't end up in the hospital or worse.
    --- merged: Jan 23, 2015 at 6:48 PM ---
    Dude you really need sound proofing. I just couldn"t and don't know how you can handle that.
     
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  20. Waste of a Saturday. Super pissed off. Vodka couldn't even cure this anger.