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The Complaining and Bitching Thread

Discussion in 'General Discussions' started by ASU2003, Jan 14, 2013.

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  1. DamnitAll

    DamnitAll Wait... what?

    Location:
    Central MD
    Dear Uterus,

    Fuck you.

    Kisses,
    Aunt Flo
     
    DamnitAll, Mar 22, 2013
    #721
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  2. Craven Morehead

    Craven Morehead Very Tilted

    Location:
    third rock from the sun
    I'm glad I don't have to deal with an angery uterus (although I am married ;) ) but us guys have to put up with opportunistic penises who rear their heads in anger at the most inopportune times occasionally.
     
    Craven Morehead, Mar 22, 2013
    #722
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  3. Japchae

    Japchae Very Tilted

    Almost passed out on the Nordic track today. Lungs on fire. This is not good. Been around a LOT of people with nasty coughs in the past few days. Shit.
     
    Japchae, Mar 22, 2013
    #723
  4. PonyPotato

    PonyPotato Very Tilted

    Location:
    Columbus, OH
    I am too caffeinated to take a nap.

    Oh, the humanity.
     
    PonyPotato, Mar 22, 2013
    #724
  5. DamnitAll

    DamnitAll Wait... what?

    Location:
    Central MD
    Yes, I was treated to tales of such woes earlier this week during Plan9's overnight sojourn. I don't envy that either, although it does seem a little comical to me—from an outside observer's perspective anyway.

    I don't have a whole lot of experience with penises, so forgive me my ignorance.
     
    DamnitAll, Mar 22, 2013
    #725
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  6. snowy

    snowy so kawaii Staff Member

    I forgot to sign timesheets at work yesterday because I was juggling too much stuff between school and everything else (car, parents leaving town, etc). I have to sign them this morning, which means missing sitting in on 1st period. I'm feeling like a dumbass because I should have realized I can only handle 1-2 things at a time right now. I've been cleared from the concussion, but I'm still really forgetful. It's frustrating.
     
    snowy, Mar 22, 2013
    #726
  7. ZombieSquirrel

    ZombieSquirrel Brrrrrrrains

    Location:
    Oregon by way of "Oh-hi-ya"
    The head advisor can be such a snarky bitch.

    That's MY territory.
     
    ZombieSquirrel, Mar 22, 2013
    #727
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  8. PonyPotato

    PonyPotato Very Tilted

    Location:
    Columbus, OH
    I fucking hate looking for an apartment.
     
    PonyPotato, Mar 22, 2013
    #728
  9. GeneticShift

    GeneticShift Show me your everything is okay face.

    Location:
    The land of drugs, violence, and 8 Mile Road
    Relevant:

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    GeneticShift, Mar 22, 2013
    #729
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  10. CinnamonGirl

    CinnamonGirl The Cheat is GROUNDED!

    Location:
    Central Republic of Where-In-The-Hell
    Are we all syncing up through a website? Because that is fascinating and disturbing at the same time.

    A big "fuck you" to my uterus, as well.
     
    CinnamonGirl, Mar 22, 2013
    #730
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  11. GeneticShift

    GeneticShift Show me your everything is okay face.

    Location:
    The land of drugs, violence, and 8 Mile Road
    Same here. We must have some crazy internet hormones.
     
    GeneticShift, Mar 22, 2013
    #731
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  12. snowy

    snowy so kawaii Staff Member

    /is so grateful she doesn't get a period anymore
     
    snowy, Mar 22, 2013
    #732
  13. GeneticShift

    GeneticShift Show me your everything is okay face.

    Location:
    The land of drugs, violence, and 8 Mile Road
    Well look at Mrs. Fancy uterus over here.
     
    GeneticShift, Mar 22, 2013
    #733
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  14. Baraka_Guru

    Baraka_Guru Möderätor Staff Member

    Location:
    Toronto
    I'm sure there's a reason for it, but "a 24-month waiting period is required before another application will be considered from you" screams, "You might as well go to one of our competitors."

    Seriously? The only other thing I can think of that has a 24-month waiting period is your psycho girlfriend's jail term for assault.
     
    Last edited: Mar 22, 2013
    Baraka_Guru, Mar 22, 2013
    #734
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  15. snowy

    snowy so kawaii Staff Member

    It took some serious hardware to accomplish. One step up from the Nuva-Bling.
     
    snowy, Mar 22, 2013
    #735
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  16. GeneticShift

    GeneticShift Show me your everything is okay face.

    Location:
    The land of drugs, violence, and 8 Mile Road
    Oh my GAWD the NuvaBling. I was laughing so hard when I watched that. Oh SNL. You still have some gold.
     
    GeneticShift, Mar 22, 2013
    #736
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  17. Baraka_Guru

    Baraka_Guru Möderätor Staff Member

    Location:
    Toronto
    What's with all this talk about angry uteri? I'm only familiar with the uterus who suggests we go get some junk food. I love that uterus. We've shared a lot of Dairy Queen Blizzards and bags of Doritios. Good times.
     
    Baraka_Guru, Mar 22, 2013
    #737
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  18. Japchae

    Japchae Very Tilted

    Angry Uterus resumed dormancy two days ago. Y'all are just followers. Angry Uterus is experiencing more self efficacy than Stressed Out Wizard's Sleeve these days. However, it can't complain after last night.
     
    Japchae, Mar 22, 2013
    #738
  19. ZombieSquirrel

    ZombieSquirrel Brrrrrrrains

    Location:
    Oregon by way of "Oh-hi-ya"
    My uterus isn't angry....yet.

    It's usually angry about the same time noodle 's is though. I was afraid they were going to try and take over the world. However, my uterus don't follow no damn clock. It does what it wants when it wants.
     
    ZombieSquirrel, Mar 22, 2013
    #739
  20. Borla

    Borla Moderator Staff Member

    I prefer living in the same house with angry uterus over fertilized egg. And I refuse to be the bearer of neglected penis, so I just try to pick my battles. :p
     
    Borla, Mar 22, 2013
    #740
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