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The Complaining and Bitching Thread

Discussion in 'General Discussions' started by ASU2003, Jan 14, 2013.

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  1. snowy

    snowy so kawaii Staff Member

    No, I need more CANDY.
     
    snowy, Mar 21, 2013
    #701
  2. Plan9

    Plan9 Rock 'n Roll

    Location:
    Earth
    I'll give ya some sugar, baby.

    *howls*
     
    Plan9, Mar 21, 2013
    #702
  3. Random McRandom

    Random McRandom Starry Eyed

    I come to TFP for the pickup lines.

    It's amazing how many I use in the middle of lovin' spoonfuls.
     
    Random McRandom, Mar 21, 2013
    #703
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  4. mixedmedia

    mixedmedia ...

    Location:
    Florida
    Fuck the both of you.
    Kisses. :)
     
    mixedmedia, Mar 21, 2013
    #704
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  5. Plan9

    Plan9 Rock 'n Roll

    Location:
    Earth
    Whoa! Easy, lady.
     
    Plan9, Mar 21, 2013
    #705
    • Like Like x 3
  6. Borla

    Borla Moderator Staff Member

    Sounds like we need a 'threats that you wish were promises' thread. :p
     
    Borla, Mar 21, 2013
    #706
    • Like Like x 1
  7. Plan9

    Plan9 Rock 'n Roll

    Location:
    Earth
     
    Plan9, Mar 21, 2013
    #707
  8. mixedmedia

    mixedmedia ...

    Location:
    Florida
    1. You're attached
    2. You're much too young for me
    3. You like like guns and shit

    We'd hate each other.
     
    mixedmedia, Mar 21, 2013
    #708
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  9. ZombieSquirrel

    ZombieSquirrel Brrrrrrrains

    Location:
    Oregon by way of "Oh-hi-ya"
    This would make the best porno EVER!
     
    ZombieSquirrel, Mar 21, 2013
    #709
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  10. Baraka_Guru

    Baraka_Guru Möderätor Staff Member

    Location:
    Toronto
    Or the best screwball comedy since You've Got Mail.
     
    Baraka_Guru, Mar 21, 2013
    #710
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  11. Plan9

    Plan9 Rock 'n Roll

    Location:
    Earth
    Like any of those little details have ever stopped anybody before. Remind me to tell you the grand story about how I lost my virginity when we end up getting drinks in Destin.

    I'm not a huge fan of you either, lady... but the point is that if it came down it it, I'd hold my nose and get the job done. Like a champ. That's what I do, that's who I am.

    ...

    I'm really kinda shocked that my weekend shooting sports hobby somehow makes me less sexually attractive to older women with kids. Totally typecast'd here.
     
    Last edited: Mar 21, 2013
    Plan9, Mar 21, 2013
    #711
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  12. Charlatan

    Charlatan sous les pavés, la plage

    Location:
    Temasek
    Only one out of three.

    I'm in.

    Mighty howls all 'round!
     
    Charlatan, Mar 21, 2013
    #712
  13. mixedmedia

    mixedmedia ...

    Location:
    Florida
    Charles, you're a given.

    But no. 1 is dealbreaker. :(
     
    mixedmedia, Mar 21, 2013
    #713
  14. Baraka_Guru

    Baraka_Guru Möderätor Staff Member

    Location:
    Toronto
    Everyone's, like, all up ons. Her milkshake brings all the boys to the yard.
     
    Last edited: Mar 21, 2013
    Baraka_Guru, Mar 21, 2013
    #714
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  15. Plan9

    Plan9 Rock 'n Roll

    Location:
    Earth
    Dinner is late tonight because my old lady is working a 12 hour shift today.

    Unacceptable!

    (I'm the one that makes dinner and thus I must wait until she gets home to eat.)
     
    Plan9, Mar 21, 2013
    #715
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  16. Baraka_Guru

    Baraka_Guru Möderätor Staff Member

    Location:
    Toronto
    That's crazy talk. My SO works in another regional municipality, and I work twelve paces from my own kitchen.

    It's parent/teacher night. I'm going to have my second dinner even before she checks in with me.
     
    Baraka_Guru, Mar 21, 2013
    #716
  17. Craven Morehead

    Craven Morehead Very Tilted

    Location:
    third rock from the sun
    One of my closest friends called this morning to tell me he's been diagnosed with cancer of his tonsils. surgery/chemo/radiation ahead

    Fuck cancer
     
    Craven Morehead, Mar 21, 2013
    #717
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  18. Speed_Gibson

    Speed_Gibson Hacking the Gibson

    Location:
    Wolf 359
    My aunt had pancreatic cancer. She last three months after it was diagnosed I think; long enough to be there for her daughter's wedding.
     
    Speed_Gibson, Mar 22, 2013
    #718
  19. Fangirl

    Fangirl Very Tilted

    Location:
    Arizona
    I WANT TO GO HOME.
    What a soul - sucking week it has been. Everyone can take their stupid agenda to keep my dad alive at any cost and shove it.
     
    Fangirl, Mar 22, 2013
    #719
  20. Shadowex3

    Shadowex3 Very Tilted

    It's better now but this happened last week and I missed what turned out to be an amazing airsoft op over it.

    [​IMG]
     
    Shadowex3, Mar 22, 2013
    #720
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