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The Complaining and Bitching Thread

Discussion in 'General Discussions' started by ASU2003, Jan 14, 2013.

  1. Charlatan

    Charlatan sous les pavés, la plage

    Location:
    Temasek
    Double-check your memory or double-confirm your lies?
     
  2. Fremen

    Fremen Allright, who stole my mustache?

    Location:
    E. Texas
    "Well, uh, double dumbass on you!"
     
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  3. Knight Templar

    Knight Templar Holy Warrior

    Location:
    Struthers,Ohio
    Is that from Star Trek IV ?
    ( and sorry that is not complaining or bitching ! )
     
  4. Fremen

    Fremen Allright, who stole my mustache?

    Location:
    E. Texas
    I thought it was Dune!

    j/k, yep, it is from ST IV.
     
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  5. Baraka_Guru

    Baraka_Guru Möderätor Staff Member

    Location:
    Toronto
    I'm pretty sure email was invented partly because playing phone tag sucks.
     
  6. CinnamonGirl

    CinnamonGirl The Cheat is GROUNDED!

    No, no, email was invented so I wouldn't have to TALK to people.
     
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  7. Baraka_Guru

    Baraka_Guru Möderätor Staff Member

    Location:
    Toronto
    Oh, that's totally why. But it was also partly because pressing buttons and shooting signals back and forth for no fucking benefit is a waste of time.
     
  8. Fremen

    Fremen Allright, who stole my mustache?

    Location:
    E. Texas
    Just when you think junk mail fliers couldn't be any more stupid, they've outdone themselves from the big-fake-key-glued-to-the-car-dealer's-flier ads.
    Now they sent out these domino-sized electronic things glued to a card. When you pull out a plastic strip from the side it lets the batteries inside make contact, which lights up these green 5 digit numbers. (to make it worse, it seems like a sturdy little device and has lasted overnight at least)
    My buddy and I went through our mail together, and we found we each had gotten one of these.
    They hadn't even bothered putting different numbers on each electric domino!
    What kind of lame ad scam is this? At least put different numbers on different dominoes.
    Also, who falls for this crap and actually visits these dealers? Jeez.

    I wonder how much they blew on this form of advertizement.
     
    Last edited: Mar 20, 2013
  9. Charlatan

    Charlatan sous les pavés, la plage

    Location:
    Temasek
    Text messaging was invented so I don't have to call anyone. Email is so I don't have to fax.
     
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  10. mixedmedia

    mixedmedia ...

    Location:
    Florida
    I hate that moment when you are working on one project and you finish it and then you have to switch gears and start working on another one and your head's all like, gah!, I don't know where to start, fuck!

    Hate that. Maybe I should eat something and take a little break.
     
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  11. Baraka_Guru

    Baraka_Guru Möderätor Staff Member

    Location:
    Toronto
    And maybe listen to one of your favourite tracks. One with a sick beat.

    I find taking a music break no matter how brief helps reboot the system.
     
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  12. Japchae

    Japchae Very Tilted

    Mother fucking, goddamn mexican jumping beans. SHUT UP!!!
     
  13. snowy

    snowy so kawaii Staff Member

    Apparently they will go to sleep if you get them cold.
     
  14. Japchae

    Japchae Very Tilted

    They're in the filing cabinet. Little demonic rattling buggy beans. The stuff of nightmares. My skin won't stop crawling.
     
  15. Charlatan

    Charlatan sous les pavés, la plage

    Location:
    Temasek
    Coffee grinder.

    Problem solved.
     
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  16. Why do you have them?
     
  17. mixedmedia

    mixedmedia ...

    Location:
    Florida
    Hardcore.
     
  18. Plan9

    Plan9 Rock 'n Roll

    Location:
    Earth
    And suddenly I'm all "Fuck you!" because that's not performance art, that's just masturbation with good makeup and lighting.
     
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  19. Knight Templar

    Knight Templar Holy Warrior

    Location:
    Struthers,Ohio
    Spring started yesterday, and it is a lie it's 21 degrees (F )
    and a quarter of a inch of snow on the ground,
     
  20. mixedmedia

    mixedmedia ...

    Location:
    Florida
    Something is breaking free in Charles. Let us encourage him.