The Complaining and Bitching Thread

So am I.

 

I know and I'm sorry that it all went wrong today.

I may seem merely horny on the outside, but deep down I'm .....un, well....even hornier....

No, honestly I swear I wasn't imagining you with your.....uh.....and your....up in...um

I'll just shut up now..

 

Clearly you misunderstood me, dear @hamsterball. I meant that I wished I was talking about my sex life... even though it really was an almost perfect bike ride.

 

Some idiot ran over my buddy and I's tandem mailboxes out next to the highway.
Never stopped, from what we could tell.

I hardly ever get the mail, so it being stuffed saved it from flying all over the highway.
I'm surprised the Netflix disc escaped unscathed.

 

Matching studs,

every woman's fantasy.

 

A woman enjoying a menage a trois with two guys.

"Oh god yes (pant), yes, right (pant) there, just like (gasp) that, don't you dare (pant) stop (gasp)! Stud two, up a little higher, a little more (gasp). Oh shit, (pant) just like that! Oh fuck yes!! Both (gasp) of you keep (pant) going just--oh my god!-like that (pant)! I'm going to (pant, gasp) cum, keep going (pant), a little faster! I'm (throaty groan) going to.... Hey, where's my other earring? Stop, damn you, I'm serious, where's my earring? I said stop, we have to find my other earring! Right now! Get up, dammmit, help me find my earring!"

 

I feel violated. And not in a good way

 

You need a stud finder.

 

Surely you wouldn't begrudge me a wee bit of smartassery, my love?

 

12 weeks to wait for a visa, and that's if it gets approved. Provided 73 pages of documents...hopefully it's enough.

 

I know that that can be a bitch to go through. Good luck!!

 

A positive (hopefully) thought:
You have the opportunity to travel & live somewhere that requires you to obtain a visa.

 

Not that I'm in the market for a new car, but I hate when dealerships place their logo on a car. It's even worse when they are selling a used car. It's one thing for a license plate frame, but when it's actually adhered to the paint I have a problem with that. It would be like buying an Izod shirt and having right below the little alligator a stencil of "by Macy's". You didn't build the car, you just sold it.

 

Never, good sir. Never in a million years.

 

First United lost my bag then this morning I get a call they found it and would be dropping it off at my house. The man just left. My bag was packed so full I had troubles getting closed. I could see when he pulled it out of the back of his van it was only half full. Missing a set of towels, various chargers and power cords and an electric razor my dad gave me about two months before he passed away. This is the second time this year I've had items missing from my bag. I'm not even going to waste my time calling them. Last time they took a report and told me "we'll call if if any of the items are found." And if none of them are found? "Well if we don't find them we can't return them." Jerk offs.

 

That's total bullshit, @Tully Mars. I share your rage.