The Complaining and Bitching Thread

But @meltedmetalglob @geneticshift is there.....

 

VISIT ME. We can go urban spelunking.

 

I'm all Twittered out.
Gawd, I forgot it is Follow Friday (#FF) in a few hours.
Hashtag me.

 

@MeltedMetalGlob,

"We are building a fighting force of extraordinary magnitude. We forge our tradition in the spirit of our ancestors. You have our gratitude."

 

At least three of us TFPers have to live in (metro) Detroit.

 

This colleague of mine—the sender of this message—has become the bane of my existence. After a succession of passive aggressive emails, almost all of which have been mailed out after work hours, between 7:30 and 10:00pm, this one—sent last night at 10:34pm—takes the cake.

For clarification's sake, this woman is not our project manager. She operates in a frivolous position that was created for the sole purpose of making our organization look better in employee engagement surveys. Because she's been rather unsuccessful at fulfilling the responsibilities assigned specifically to her position, she's taken it upon herself to get involved in as many other projects as possible and has, along the way, decided to make my web director colleague and I into her own personal mouthpiece for all her unnecessary activities.

In short, we hate her.

Also, anyone that puts that many unnecessary spaces between sentences should automatically rise to the top of my shit list.

 

Take a screenshot of the email and then send her several emails where the time stamp gets bigger and bigger. Final one, roughly 72 pt size at this point, will feature the caption: "Personal Inventory: I have a life, do you?"

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People that send emails out after work hours should know that a realistic response won't come until 1000 that next day. My job is like that. My response is: "I'm salaried, this is my shift."

 

Did you even have one?
My last two laptops didn't even come with a recovery disc. I had to create my own.

 

Dude, if you come to the D and we don't grab a sandwich and a few beverages together........

 

As I usually pepper my posts with Robocop references, I thought it might be a good idea to branch out a bit.

 

"I'd buy that for a dollar!"

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MMG, if you're ever in the DC area, I am buying you all the drinks.

 

Oh fuck me with a chainsaw, who gave these children my phone number?!

 

I just got this amazing mental image of your sex life....

Sort of a cross "50 Shades of Gray" and "Texas Chainsaw Massacre"

 

Heathers?
I didn't choose to use "gently" this time.


View: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LQ-3rikUQ34

 

Haven't seen that movie in a very long time! Yes, I'd say gentleness is definitely called for, dear noodle!

 

Be sure to check your popcorn before eating any.