The Complaining and Bitching Thread

Now, you see? This is how a boy gets a reputation, snowy! You make one.....or two.....or........many cracks about blowjobs and you're instantly labeled for life.

However, it's kind of a personal guideline that I never turn down an opportunity for a dominating blowjob. I mean.....one doesn't want to be rude.

 

Oh, work.

Listen, dummies: If I did up a contract several months ago with Company X and then move to Company Y, why is it not somehow obvious that one would have to create/modify a lot of documents to get shit in motion again?

I'm not a lawyer but I do know that .PDFs with other people's names on them probably aren't legally binding.

For fuck's sake.

 

Wrong thread. Sorry.

 

Being on hold with the Veteran's Administration is an emotional war crime.

 

Fucking God damned Hawaii. I got pulled over a little bit ago on my way back from getting some toilet paper (I had accidentally bought 1-ply TP last time, UGH.. Can't stand that crap). I was leaving the parking lot -almost all the way out and way out at the distant outskirts of the parking lot where there weren't any cars or people - and got pulled over in the fucking parking lot. Apparently I was doing like 20 miles per hour. I didn't get ticketed so it';s not really bad or anything, it's just another reminder of one of the single biggest thing I hate here - Hawaii's fucking ridiculously low speed limits. I think the highest speed limit is on Highway H1 or H3 is like 50 or 55mph. There are literally only 3 relatively short highways on the whole Island of Oahu - there are smaller ones, but the main 3 highways are sort of equivalent to other states' big multi-lane Interstates, but called highways because.. well, they can't be actual interstate highways for reasons I would think are obvious...) It drives me nuts.

I can't wait to move to SoCal in October - I mean I will hate the fuzz pulling me over all the time because I drive *gasp* an un-'murican import with a street-legal but visible aftermarket exhaust (which I will make much quieter before I get there so as to avoid pissing them off as much as possible), but I will love finally being able to bust out and do 70 or 80 on Interstate 5. Apparently going 20+ mph over the pathetically-low speed limit here requires a mandatory 10-day jail sentence and huge fine. SOOO ghey.

 

yes because at the end of the month ford will quit supporting windows xp









i hate a mother fucking getrag.

 

Pfft... you're clearly not driving with aloha.

When I was there it didn't matter how fast you went because some idiot on the main drag was stopped, letting in some dude off a tiny side street, shaking a shaka at all his neighbors and generally being far out gnarly mondo rad.

 

People and their sensitive egos. I'm not in the mood for this today at work.

And don't try to bypass me.

 

Low body temperature and a migraine. Shit.
I can't get sick right now.
There's a front coming through, so that might explain the headache. It's cooler than it has been, which might explain 97.5 temp. I thought I had a fever, but it was the reverse... I've actually been running almost 98.5 lately, go me!
Man, I hope that's it... blame the weather. And the Angry Gojira.

 

About to lose it. No more today, please.

 

Every time I think I can't feel worse about all of the shit in my life, a day like today comes along to prove me wrong

 

I'm feeling that way today, too. We'll get through it!

 

I took the day off work today to babysit a contractor laying tile that my wife hired. It's 3:45 and he finally showed up. He's pissy about working late, he's pissy because I won't take another day off work and he's very close to being tossed out.

 

I wish I was making this up, but my old lady just announced our next trip...



If I don't make it back... it's been great, people.