The Complaining and Bitching Thread

He's been around at least a few months. One of those "friend of a friend" deals.

I posted a link to the game yesterday, and he was like, "your team's still on rain delay." "Um...no, they're playing right now." "Oh...are you sure?" "It's 3-2 in the bottom of the second. Yeah, I'm pretty sure."

*facepalm*

 

Yes, yes, let's blame the marijuana cookie for a dude falling off a balcony.
Not the dude who chose to eat the cookie. Or as Cyn so eloquently stated, "gravity."

**as a side note, I watch all this stuff closely to keep an eye on legislation because I know multiple kids who are desperately waiting for Charlotte's Web to become available in Florida for intractable seizures. The only other option for at least two is a hemispherectomy.
Any negative press gives Rick Scott unnecessary ammunition.

 

NEVER! And no one has ever fallen off a balcony and died sober, either, right?

 

In the film Woodstock there is an interview with a sanitation guy cleaning the port-a-pottys. He is asked about the pot smoking, and replies something along the lines of (I'm paraphrasing) "Try having this many drunks together in one place, and see what would happen."

 

I'm not sure I'm really complaining about this. But I slept well last night and my dreams put me in the midst of GIRLS -which I'm way to old to be friends with, and was kind of strange. I guess that's what I get for binge watching the latest season on demand.

 

I've been wearing sexy underwear all week, only because I need to do laundry and haven't had time yet. It's getting itchy.

 

(pant) (pant)
Seriously?
(pant) ( pant)

 

I'll have you know I have more than one pair of sexy underwear.
I get a box of them every Christmas from my aunt. My family is fucking weird.

 

Haha. The only thing I ask for for Christmas from that side of the family is money, but my aunt is hilarious and likes to give me things to open, so she'll get me a box of sexy underwear and tape money to them. It's my favorite thing to open every year.

 

Jadzia kept buying me boxers especially on Valentines day.
It was like, "Honey Bunny, I've gone commando pretty much my entire life what makes you think I'm going to change now."

 

I love it when people tape money to my sexy underwear. it's really hot.

 

My mother used to get all kinds of medical thingys catalogues. She handed me one, specifically, and I had a look through it. About 3/4 of it was "therapeutic devices" that most people would label as sex toys. I looked at her and said, "Mom, most of these are sex toys." "Well, son, I thought that you and (my wife's name) might find it interesting."

WTF???

My mother & I have NEVER had a "facts of life" talk, or anything remotely close to it.
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Remember your promise not to mention any names.

 

Yeah, I can help you with that.

 

A gentleman is always discreet, Chris!

 

Wtf, your aunt just cut out the middleman and went straight to tipping the dancer!
Do you need a Festivus pole for the restivus?