The Complaining and Bitching Thread

I don't need this. I deserve better than this.

I will not be the one putting forth all of the effort and getting no results.

No more.

 

I'm here, my dear. If anyone can do this, I know it's you. I'm flying to the west coast today, but I'll check back when I get there to see how you're doing.

Hmmm....I'll be stuck on a plane for 6 hours....maybe you can do something with that? Naughty flight attendant, or is that too cliche?

 

My tummy hurts, too. From all the ibuprofen.
I'm a mess. Showering one-handed is a pain in the ass.
I'm grumpy today. And no yoga allowed for 2 weeks.
The week I could go back is Mardi Gras, so every damn thing will be closed.
I really need a good day, here, soon.

By the way, @Charlatan, I wasn't making fun of the cabbage.
I was really impressed by it.

 

It was clearly very impressive.

You will be showering with two hands before you know it.

 

Damn...I was gonna cast you as the flight attendant!

Well, I'm gonna be in the LA area, can you do anything with that? Sunny skies, palm trees, rope, blindfolds.......

 

Btw, I should mention that my two posts were sandwiched around a long distance slide presentation with a customer to the north. Said presentation was given along with @Freetofly, who did an awesome job!

Talk about mulitasking....
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Should the central character stumble into the situation, or would it be more exciting to have them lured in?
Then perhaps, they're yanked out of their normal everyday existence? Disoriented perhaps because the can't make sense of what's happening to them?

 

I want to keep track of a few friends. Some of those friends are in bands and they mostly post about their activities on Facebook. I don't really want a FB account, but I also don't want to hijack my wife's account although she hasn't used it in nearly two years (she's received warnings from FB to use it or lose it, yet FB still sends email updates).

 

I had complete faith in you, @snowy! Go get 'em tiger!

 

If I decide to do Facebook I'd need to be careful because of my wife's job, and I'm also active on a forum where the folks are good people, but they are pretty conservative in their views on politics, religion, and sexuality. I'm very open here on TFP, and wouldn't want any "crossover" that would hurt my wife or cause other problems. Anything I put on FB would be very general.

 

You are not special.

 

I honestly don't understand what is so complicated and/or challenging for my coworkers about actually putting the replacement roll of toilet paper ON the spool as opposed to on top of it.

Also, what the hell do these people not understand about knocking on the door to a one-seater bathroom when the door is closed?