The Complaining and Bitching Thread

I don't think a better job than mine (for me) is even possible.

I am hopeful that none of my key people will join the square dance.

If any of them do, well, I will have some recruiting to do.

 

I fucking hate winter and I hate snow!!!!

 

I just got called "sir."

Let me clarify: I just got called "sir" by a sixty-something woman in the airport pushing around—and talking to—a wheelchair holding her luggage and a pet carrier containing what I assume is her pet dog.

So, nothing remotely enjoyable about that.

 

Holy crap.

My daughter briefly dated a guy who fancied himself a Scotsman (he wasn't). He always wore a kilt and kept his hair pretty long.

One day they were at a local mall when a merchant called out to them, "Excuse me, ladies!"

 

Did you flash your tits?

 

Did you?

No specific reason for me to ask...just curious...

 

I'd flash mine, but people keep throwing necklaces at me...

 

Keeping with the I hate winter theme" our most recent weather forecast is in. It seems like we'll be getting ice instead of snow overnight. Joy.

#sarcasm

 

@noodle and @hamsterball, I wanted to. I really did.

But no.

 

Many years ago my wife & I were out shopping, and a woman working for the department store directed her to the mens department (I think my wife asked about sweaters). My wife got seriously POd.

To be fair she had her back turned to the woman, was wearing a 'puffy' ski-style coat that covered most of her figure and jeans, and had short hair. And my wife is fairly tall, has broad shoulders & sturdy legs (she got her father's body shape).

 

My right one came out to play this morning. I sound alternately like a sick cow and a squeaky toy.

 

I finally got rid of my tonsils in my 40s. Good riddance!

 

They won't take mine. I only see them once a year.

 

Well, if you really want to.....

Just trying to help, of course!

 

Another fun thing about having no power. The freakin toilet seat is freezing!!

 

Now 27 hours without power. The house temp is down to 52. This sucks!!