The Complaining and Bitching Thread

Then, my dear, I'm afraid that humanity is......doomed (cue closeups of our tense expressions, while ominous music swells in the background).

I've already run the numbers and, if this thing gets out, it'll take over the human race in approximately 45 days, assuming that it stops for meals and potty breaks.

 

Could also be like a Hydra; cut off one, three more grow in its place.

In other news, I definitely left my laptop at work today. I have a 'spare' machine here at home, but it's ancient and takes me forever to do anything. The friggin' keyboard buffer can't even keep up with how quickly I'm typing.
Fuck a lotta Monday.

 

Better do that while we still have time. And make sure you add in one or two extra blowjob scenes. We need to leave something for posterity.

 

First full length Crossfit workout.
Urp. Should have eaten lunch earlier.

 

Just make sure you balance it out with enough for the ladies as well. After all, an alien civilization may land here some day and this may be their only glimpse of our culture. So make it good, @snowy!

 

You know, this is exaclty what happens during holidays when I don't get enough fresh air.....

 

mother fucking fuckity fuck fuck fuck fuck.

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Still 9 more hours before this crappy year goes away. Die, 2013, die!

 

Don't curse us. 2014 might be on the same side.

 

2014 is going to be AMAZING! BabySquirrel says so.

 

I've had @LordEden as my avatar for the last eight hours and nobody has said a goddamn thing.

This is ridiculous. And incredibly disrespectful to such a great man who has done so much for us.

 

Pfft! I don't see the bodies of any sacrificed animals.

You have a helluva way of "noticing."

 

@damnitall and I giggled about it for quite some time. We didn't want to acknowledge it and therefore ruin the magic.

 

Looks nothing like a hobbit.