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The Complaining and Bitching Thread

Discussion in 'General Discussions' started by ASU2003, Jan 14, 2013.

  1. PonyPotato

    PonyPotato Very Tilted

    Location:
    Columbus, OH
    I am a sucker and I should have known better.
     
  2. Plan9

    Plan9 Rock 'n Roll

    Location:
    Earth
    Worked out too hard... too weak too hold food items upon return.

    I keep dropping stuff all over the place.

    /baby carrots'd!
     
  3. snowy

    snowy so kawaii Staff Member

    I've got post-concussion headache. I've been told to not do anything rigorous, mentally or physically, for the next two weeks, and it's dead week. The CT scan came back fine. No bleeding. Phew.
     
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  4. Fremen

    Fremen Allright, who stole my mustache?

    Location:
    E. Texas
    You can admit it, snowy, Tumbler slapped you around some more, right? ;)

    Glad you're ok.
     
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  5. Baraka_Guru

    Baraka_Guru Möderätor Staff Member

    Location:
    Toronto
    I'm not a fan of turning every goddamned thing into adjectives that you can string along three or four at a time even if it requires abusing hyphens.

    Not a fucking fan.
     
    Last edited: Mar 10, 2013
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  6. snowy, you don't know how glad I am to read you're ok. Considering my last two weeks this was uncomfortably familiar. Take it easy, kid.
     
  7. snowy

    snowy so kawaii Staff Member

    Yeah, now I've got to email my mentor and let him know I won't be coming in the morning.
     
  8. Plan9

    Plan9 Rock 'n Roll

    Location:
    Earth
    ...I do this every day.
     
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  9. Fremen

    Fremen Allright, who stole my mustache?

    Location:
    E. Texas
    Every time Baraka_Guru posts one of these complaints, I go back and review my recent posts out of guilt or shame. Not sure which.
     
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  10. Plan9

    Plan9 Rock 'n Roll

    Location:
    Earth
    It's just like I printed on his picture when I sent the TFP stickers to Cynth: HE'S ALWAYS WATCHING, ALWAYS JUDGING. As he should be. Honestly, I am ashamed that I cannot live up to his standards.
     
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  11. Baraka_Guru

    Baraka_Guru Möderätor Staff Member

    Location:
    Toronto
    Plan9 & Fremen:

    I was so angry, I neglected to edit my post.

    I feel better now. I even treated myself to an ampersand, which I only break out when I'm feeling sassy!
     
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  12. Fremen

    Fremen Allright, who stole my mustache?

    Location:
    E. Texas
    *snaps his fingers in the air like Zorro the Gay Blade*
    You go girl!
     
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  13. Charlatan

    Charlatan sous les pavés, la plage

    Location:
    Temasek
    Abusing hyphens and modifying adjectives... I am so bad assed.
     
  14. Baraka_Guru

    Baraka_Guru Möderätor Staff Member

    Location:
    Toronto
    You hyphen-abusing, adjective-modifying, bad-assed motherfucker! :mad:
     
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  15. ha! I read hymen
     
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  16. Baraka_Guru

    Baraka_Guru Möderätor Staff Member

    Location:
    Toronto
    He's no the_jazz....
     
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  17. Plan9

    Plan9 Rock 'n Roll

    Location:
    Earth
    /mandatory

    ...

    Edit:

    BONUS for simultaneous the_jazz jokes.
     
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  18. Charlatan

    Charlatan sous les pavés, la plage

    Location:
    Temasek
    Thank Christ!
     
  19. Knight Templar

    Knight Templar Holy Warrior

    Location:
    Struthers,Ohio
    Damn , S***, F*** and Son of a B****
    I think ABC has cancelled Zero Hour !
     
  20. Plan9

    Plan9 Rock 'n Roll

    Location:
    Earth
    Ah, fuck... I just broke my own rule and apologized for something.

    Now I can't sleep.