The Complaining and Bitching Thread

I find myself having these moments more and more frequently

 

studying. ugh.

 

I-4 traffic. Ugh.

 

I have to give a 10 minute presentation on something I could easily explain in 5. Ugh.

 

I am never drinking hard cider again. Two days of my guts burning ain't worth it. Ugh.

 

Hey Amazon- if you really mean "a week plus three to five business days" for shipping state that. Stop trying to tell me for X amount I can receive my order within three to five business days because at this point we both know that's horse shit. On Weds. the 27th I ordered some things for friends down here, double checked to make sure they were all in stock and paid the extra for 3-5 business days shipping. The shipped the first couple items on Friday the 29th. UPS tracking says those items will arrive on December 12th. The remainder of my order is due to ship tomorrow, no date yet on when that portion of the order will arrive but I have to assume it will be later then the 12th and long after I'm already back in Mexico. This is a repeated issue with Amazon for me, no idea why I keep falling for it. I ordered a GPS for my new (new to me) 2008 Escape from an on-line GPS store. I ordered it on Weds. as well, right after placing my Amazon order. They included free shipping and it arrived at my moms house in Salem yesterday. Not only were they able to get the item shipped but they beat Amazon's price by about 25%, same model/same manufac.

What the hell happened to Amazon? I remember them being really good at customer service. Now you can't even call them if you have a problem. You have to input a number and have them call you back.

 

So tired, tired of waiting, tired of waiting for you
It's your life, and you can do what you want, do what you like
But please don't keep me waiting

In other news, I seriously need some motivation.

 

It would have been nice if my wife had actually remembered my birthday instead of being reminded of it from her fucking parents.

Then she has the nerve to ask me why I'm so emotionally distant after basically ignoring me the whole weekend.

Seriously?

 

^^^ rough, sorry to hear that man. For what it's worth Happy Birthday.

 

We think you're fantastic, MMG.

 

That really blows.
I'd be bummed out, too.

A very happy belated birthday, MMG.
And yes, absolutely, you are fantastic!

 

Holy frakkin' inbox.

BLACK FRIDAY, SMALL BUSINESS SATURDAY, BUY OUR SHIT SUNDAY, CYBER MONDAY, TITS 'N ASS TUESDAY, WORK MAKES FREE WEDNESDAY...​

It's like They Live up in here with all the goddamn ads.

I haven't seen a single email from a Nigerian prince or a British lotto in over a week. They must be busy shopping.

 

Tully, did you happen to see 60 Minutes last night? They did a glowing piece on Amazon, felatio journalism at its best.

Amazon's Jeff Bezos looks to the future - CBS News

 

I think I was here 5 minutes and she sighed 7 times. Big. Loud. Over exaggerated. Sighs.

 

It would only be worse if she'd insisted you get married on your birthday so you'd have no excuse for remembering both occasions.

...What? Me, speaking from personally embittered experience? Never.

Seriously though, you're the bees knees and we all love you around here.

 

<--- forgets your birthday if I didn't give birth to you.

The frat boys downstairs are blasting metal, screaming at each other and throwing electrical equipment (like literally crash, bam, boom onto the pavement) out the front door of their apartment. There looks to be a multi-disc cd player, possibly a dvd player and a pair of speakers busted to pieces at the bottom of my stairs. Plus they smoke L&M cigarettes out there and leave the butts all over the place. Also, they drive really fast in the parking lot - which is really pathetic considering there are speed bumps every 30 yards or so. Morons.

 

It is official. Out of all of the conditions, diseases and disorders I have read about (and there are a lot) anything involving hydrocephalus makes me feel more ill than any of them. Ugh, headache and nausea. I need to stop thinking about it.