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The Complaining and Bitching Thread

Discussion in 'General Discussions' started by ASU2003, Jan 14, 2013.

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  1. Plan9

    Plan9 Rock 'n Roll

    Location:
    Earth
    ...like you could ever be mad at me. We fold our socks the same goddamn way.

    We gotta make that happen because I have to go back to work soon. We gotta book Toronto soon, too. I wanna get us that Economy Plus upgrade.
     
    Plan9, Mar 8, 2013
    #361
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  2. mixedmedia

    mixedmedia ...

    Location:
    Florida
    exactly.
     
    mixedmedia, Mar 8, 2013
    #362
  3. DamnitAll

    DamnitAll Wait... what?

    Location:
    Central MD
    Oh, it's happening alright. And you're right, the sock folding does a good job of offsetting conflict.
     
    DamnitAll, Mar 8, 2013
    #363
  4. Borla

    Borla Moderator Staff Member

    Next week is a party for us. 15 year wedding anniversary. For real. I can't believe someone put up with me that long AND THEN says it was so awesome she wants a party to tell everyone how awesome it was.

    She obviously has voluntarily amnesia over some of the spots where I was less than awesome.
     
    Borla, Mar 8, 2013
    #364
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  5. DamnitAll

    DamnitAll Wait... what?

    Location:
    Central MD
    Returning to the topic at hand:

    Stupid questions from the old lady about doing simple things in PowerPoint. Just stop, think a minute and figure it out yourself.
     
    DamnitAll, Mar 8, 2013
    #365
  6. CinnamonGirl

    CinnamonGirl The Cheat is GROUNDED!

    Location:
    Central Republic of Where-In-The-Hell
    "Huh. A moo point?"
    "Yeah, it's like a cow's opinion. It doesn't matter."
     
    CinnamonGirl, Mar 9, 2013
    #366
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  7. Plan9

    Plan9 Rock 'n Roll

    Location:
    Earth
     
    Plan9, Mar 9, 2013
    #367
  8. Remixer

    Remixer Middle Eastern Doofus

    Location:
    Frankfurt, Germany
    Awesome. fucking. timing.

    Bunch of dirt-eating durka durka asswipes.
     
    Remixer, Mar 9, 2013
    #368
  9. ZombieSquirrel

    ZombieSquirrel Brrrrrrrains

    Location:
    Oregon by way of "Oh-hi-ya"
    Why am I a crazy white girl and not a sassy black woman? That's what I FEEL like!
     
    ZombieSquirrel, Mar 9, 2013
    #369
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  10. Plan9

    Plan9 Rock 'n Roll

    Location:
    Earth
    Squirrely Brown!

    ...

    I bet if I was African-American I'd be 87% cooler and 73% less garrulous, if I was Asian I'd be 37% smarter and -28% as good as I currently am in conversations with Caucasian females.

    /statistics don't lie
     
    Last edited: Mar 9, 2013
    Plan9, Mar 9, 2013
    #370
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  11. Charlatan

    Charlatan sous les pavés, la plage

    Location:
    Temasek
    Charlatan, Mar 9, 2013
    #371
  12. Fremen

    Fremen Allright, who stole my mustache?

    Location:
    E. Texas
    In my day, a counter-top dishwasher was a kid too short to stand up and wash the dishes.
     
    Fremen, Mar 9, 2013
    #372
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  13. Plan9

    Plan9 Rock 'n Roll

    Location:
    Earth
    Lies. You just leave your dishes on the floor and wait for the dog to get to them before you stack them back in the cupboard.
     
    Plan9, Mar 9, 2013
    #373
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  14. Fremen

    Fremen Allright, who stole my mustache?

    Location:
    E. Texas
    That was only the first step. Step two was leaving them in the sink for four days until the clean ones were dirty, then "rinse" and repeat.


    /cue banjo music
     
    Fremen, Mar 9, 2013
    #374
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  15. Freetofly

    Freetofly Diving deep into the abyss

    Location:
    From Philly USA, living in London UK
    Why is it that when you miss your plane you have to pay $75 for a standby flight that is over booked already or pay $350 dollars to guarantee seat.
    I'm confused.
     
    Freetofly, Mar 9, 2013
    #375
  16. Remixer

    Remixer Middle Eastern Doofus

    Location:
    Frankfurt, Germany
    A scrawny white guy and a dumbass middle easterner, both drunk.

    What could possibly go wrong?

    /breakdance attempt
     
    Remixer, Mar 9, 2013
    #376
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  17. Borla

    Borla Moderator Staff Member

    Insomnia on a shortened night FTL.
     
    Borla, Mar 10, 2013
    #377
  18. mixedmedia

    mixedmedia ...

    Location:
    Florida
    oh, that's right. fuck.
     
    mixedmedia, Mar 10, 2013
    #378
  19. Plan9

    Plan9 Rock 'n Roll

    Location:
    Earth
    Current girlfriend and I just spent the last two hours playing drunken Ping Pong with another couple.

    Best time I've had in many months. It's shown the obvious: I really need to get out more.

    I gotta get out there and share how awesome I am with the rest of the world.
     
    Plan9, Mar 10, 2013
    #379
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  20. Fremen

    Fremen Allright, who stole my mustache?

    Location:
    E. Texas
    Damnit! I'm not ready for that much awesome.
     
    Fremen, Mar 10, 2013
    #380
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