The Complaining and Bitching Thread

Losing my heart failure nurse-practitioner in 9 months to retirement and a second career at the Red Cross. Just when my numbers are "the best they've ever been." Poo.

 

oh, shut up, Tully.

Yes, I got my pizza. Or, rather, the kid's pizza. Honestly, I've had so much pizza the last couple of years, I don't give a damn if I ever have pizza again.

 

Bow chicka wow wow... something hairy balls, something, something...

 

don't get me started.

 

I love a happy ending

 

Got up yesterday saying "I don't feel that great". Developed a cold by lunch. Took some drugs, went to the airport and flew to San Diego at 5.

Got to the hotel, unpacked and got directly in bed. Then laid there for 7 hours, awake. Finally got 3 hours of sleep once I took more drugs.

So now I'm off for a run since, like a fucking moron, I signed up for the 5k at this conference, and like a fucking moron, I want to do well in it. So I'm going to go try to blow this cold out of my system and pretend that I am somehow functional. Then I've got a long day of gladhanding and backslapping. I should be completely exhausted by, oh......., 5 PM, which is just when the craziness starts and I'll have to deal with insurance drunks.

 

Feel better, masochist!

 

The dog walker service owner tried to use scare tactics on me when I cancelled our service in lieu of doggy day care. It was already bad enough that he reminded me of my CEO boss from hell from my last gig, but to do this now and unsolicited, and ACKNOWLEDGE that it is unsolicited, is a little douchey.

 

headache

on a Monday

 

Just found out a guy in the other company that shares our office, who makes the coffee in the morning for our two offices, doesn't wash his hands in the restroom.

My skin is crawling.

 

I may not always make the coffee, but when I do I wash my hands.
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Go away, Angry Uterus. You're not wanted here.

 

I found out about it when the conversation centered around whether anyone used the office coffee since my company is moving and now taking care of their own break room ordering. I chimed in, "OH! The tall dude and I take turns making it." Our outspoken CFO - "oh yea, R (my germophobe boss), that's ___. "

When my boss had to explain why he was so creeped out.. it was my turn to creep out. Seriously..

 

My power went out last night...before the Breaking Bad series final.

I will pull my scissors on whomever spoils it for me......

 

Ermahgerd! Something broke, and it was bad.

 

I'm struggling to hold it back, but I can't........can't....hold......much........longer..............

......but........no I won't..........but I want to.........can't.......stop.......it...........

OK, OK.....BRUCE WILLIS WAS REALLY DEAD THE WHOLE TIME AND DIDN'T KNOW IT, AND THE ONLY REASON THAT THE KID TALKED TO HIM WAS 'CAUSE HE SAW DEAD PEOPLE AND BRUCE WILLIS WAS A DEAD GUY AND IF YOU WATCH THE MOVIE AGAIN YOU'LL SEE THAT NO ONE ELSE IS TALKING TO HIM THE WHOLE TIME AND YOU'LL SEE RED EVERY TIME HE'S NEAR AND.............

huff.......puff........huff........puff..........

whew......

sorry, i had to get that off my chest............

what were we talking about??

 

I knew he was dead the whole time...mostly from the trailers.

Ps. You're an ass