The Complaining and Bitching Thread

Call at 9 with the carrier to tell them why their plan is unworkable in my world.
Call at 9:30 with head of IT to figure out website and who can build it.
Flight at 12 to Vegas.
Interbike from 3 to 6, followed by dinner/drinks with crazy Cheesehead and Kiwi involved in this bike thing.
Flight at 6 AM tomorrow back to Chicago, followed by 2 more to get me to Charleston, WV, where I have half a day's meetings but my flight out isn't until 7.

FML.

 

I need a hug. And for the Internet guy to come back. He was here like 20m ago and said he'd be right back. WTF?

 

Well fuck.

 

im sorry you have to work with a kiwi, in the same way you have to deal with canadians.

 

Note to co-workers. Having a cough that lasts for years is not healthy, you should probably get that looked at or change your lifestyle.

 

Coming to the realization that I need to make some decisions about the path that my life and career are taking. Everything sucks right now....

 

Fuck stress and the horse it rode in on.

 

It has been almost three weeks since I have seen 'that guy I sleep with.' We will be getting together on Friday (I think, if it works out) aaaannnnd....the communists have just invaded the funhouse. Wah.
(and I couldn't wait to use it.)

 

There was a time in my youth when I didn't let that stop me, Commies be damned. Then I got old and discretion started displacing the sheer power of unbridled horniness. Ah, youth...
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I also had an older partner (33 to my 24) at the time who claimed that her sex drive multiplied whenever the Communist invasion took place. Being a patriot with raging hormones, I diligently went to root them out. m

 

My sex drive pretty much stays on an even keel...all the time. I don't know how he would feel about it...I don't really like it when I'm all bleed-y down there. Plus it's messy and I just put the white sheets on the bed. I guess all those considerations make me old.

 

Ye-ah. But shower sex is never as good as bed sex. Or floor sex. Or couch sex.

 

Hotel rooms no longer have ample light for work. Low wattage CFLs don't really save money when you have to have everyone of them turned on.

Working in hotel rooms.

 

This is where I am allowed to bitch and complain. It's been three weeks, I don't want shower sex. I want to roll around in the sheets. hmph.

 

I'd agree. It's an improvement over no sex

In a pinch, one could send the troops in under cover to root out the commies
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Then prepare the bed for spillage, throw caution to the wind, and go after it dear...

The time to worry about the laundry is AFTER you've fucked yourselves silly and you're surveying the wreckage of what used to be your bedroom.

That's the fun part of passion...not giving a damn til later.

 

Go to a hotel.

Then after party time is over, shower and leave.