The Complaining and Bitching Thread

I'm on DamnitAll's couch.

Haven't you guys figured out yet that I'm an unemployed mega-bum that lives with her?

 

I can't tell if this is allergies ( again ) or a frigging cold ( again ). The last time I had these symptoms I ended up having to get two painful shots, a couple of weeks worth of antibiotics, and take home breathing treatments... Did not enjoy that

 

If this were true, it would be more epic than the universe can presently deal with.

And I shed a tear that it isn't.
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Wait, when? And where? Gimme DETAILS.

I mean, if you want to.

 

It could happen. Only issue would be if we find ourselves folding socks at the same time and implode the house.

Yeah, she won't hang out with me; my TFP persona is way too over the top.

 

'Sok. I can fold something else. Like ranger panties—you've got a ton of those, right? You can hang out with Fangirl, and I'll stay home and fold your ranger panties.

 

Delusions of glandular all last weekend, and now hes already asking for another sleepover come Friday.
Hes pushing for the be all end all again, and its making me nervous.

 

Can you make him a tuna fish sandwich and get him a beer while you're at it? That's a good girl.

/third person misogyny.

 

And bake a cake, too! Pardon me while I don my apron.

 

Thanks, Sweet Cheeks.

 

...Getting back to the thread topic, I sure do hate misogynist pricks.

 

That was probably an autocorrect malaprop, but in this context, I find it hilarious.

 

Don't look at me. I don't even have a prick!

 

And what would you do if I bought you one? Do you even have space for it?

 

...countertop dishwasher? Man, I need to Bing this alien technology. Never seen or even heard of such a thing before.

/totally should have made a misogynist joke

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Today's Complaint:

I love how my vehicle headlights die a month or two apart every six to eight months. I know I should replace both at the same time and just be done with it but a small part of me believes that somehow running them until they pop is more economical.

So, yeah, I'm complaining about myself.

 

Dude, you're harshing my line. I was totally going to go there until you ruined it.

All you need is an ascot and a talking dog, and you're Fred.

 

But I've never fucked a redhead before. I prefer those mousy brunettes that shake their hair out into hotness.

And didn't Scooby belong to Shaggy, anyway?

Wait, where are we going with this?

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Another complaint:

I need a goddamn interpreter for some of the_jazz's jokes because I've got this tiny lizard brain and, well, he's exactly not packing a whole lot more under the hood.

 

Plan9 :

Either you'll get smarter and get the joke a couple of years from now or you'll get blind drunk and realize how stupid it is.

 

"The Leadership Team" is a big Circle Jerk and I hope the all choke on a bag of dicks.