The Complaining and Bitching Thread

Forgot some stuff at work that I need to deal with over the weekend. Thanks brain. Get a day off and have to make the commute anyway.

 

My tongue is swollen.

What the fuck did I do last night?

 

Got a fucking hangover...

 

Ran in the rain this morning. My shoes don't drain very well.

 

Labyrinthitis again. Staggering around like a drunk without the booze to blame for it.

 

Have to push back my date night. I just started my period. Goddamnit.
Dear uterine lining, couldn't you give me one more god damned night?
Fuck it, I'm having a beer. hmph.

 

I really wish I could go one night in this hotel without having a weird episode of choking/coughing/eye watering.
I'm allergic to goose down. But the pillows and comforter are so... comforting.

 

Next time let them know and they will set up the room Feather Free for you!

 

Damn. Was working out yesterday and felt like crap. Went home and checked my blood pressure and it was up to 140/82 an hour after getting home. High for me lately. Feel like crap today too. Calgon, take me away...

 

In addition to throwing way more work at me than I am accustomed to during our typically "slow Summer months," my boss has been way pickier with the stuff I'm producing than he has in a long time, to my recollection.

And I don't like it.

 

My eyes are itching like crazy and they won't stop. I think my new place has mold mites and it's bringing back my previously dormant allergies with a vengeance. Not even Allegra can touch this shit. Plus, I scratched my eyelid itching and now every time I blink it fucking hurts!

Alone in my apartment, away from my family, with swollen itchy eyes and a runny nose in 100 degree heat.

At least the Russian girl from work is coming over later to make me feel better.

 

God damn it.

Maybe it's gonna take me getting smacked in the face another thousand times before I realize that... there's just some shit that I do not want to know.

 

snowy I agree with you on the tomato thing, with one exception. Tomatos grown here suck. It's better to get canned or imported fresh.

 

I actually don't have anything to complain about at the moment.
Well, that's not true. They never made it over to replace the stupid fluorescent tubes in my kitchen yesterday, so earlier this morning I had to use a flashlight to make coffee.
I didn't really care, though, I feel pretty good.

 

WRONG THREAD!??!?!?!?!!

 

Are you complaining or bitching?
I was just trying to see if a complaint would come out.

 

I'm always complaining and bitching. I am a constant whine factory.

Just ask my ex.

For example: I don't wanna go to work.