The Complaining and Bitching Thread

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That's a euphemism I can get behind...

Want to come over and help trellis my cucumber?

 

its most likely a tight glute. could come from a few different things, like gait, sitting posture, biological mechanics. try stretching it and rolling on a foam roller to stretch it out. I'd be willing to give you a butt massage if MeltedMetalGlob gives me the ok

 

Got in my car today to a wet-ish seat. I apparently left the sunroof open all night. Lucky it didn't rain. Also lucky to not find a stray cat or raccoon taking up residence. This wouldn't happen if the damned car shop would go ahead and get my condenser so I can get my AC fixed. grumble grumble

 

Working from home tomorrow.

(no need to complain about that...)

Repair guy coming over to fix my grill... not sure if it can be fixed.

 

My kneecaps are out of alignment. This means I need shift the focus of my workouts from my entire body to just my inner thighs to try to get them to re-track correctly. Argh.

 

Every morning I dread waking up because it means I have to go to campus. I realize how pathetic that sounds. I fucking hate it.

 

This rain can fuck right the hell off. One day of sunshine in two weeks is NOT COOL.

 

While at a friend's house in Seattle this weekend, the BoyFriend used this stick thing they had on me. (Sounds dirtier than it was...sadly.) And that hurt a lot. It was probably how he was doing it though. I'm sure S wouldn't mind if you tried your technique on me.

 

I have been so stressed out about this meeting with my professor I just realized that I haven't eaten yet today. Grad school is not being kind to me mentally or physically.
Wheeee.

 

Lish, although I am tempted*, you'd better handle it- I'm busy dealing right now with the fact that my daughter is too computer-literate...




* - always have been more of a leg-man, anyway. And why don't we have one of those threads in TEx???

 

Why is it taking 40 fucking minutes to copy a fucking DVD? GAH.

 

I am thinking of posting this at a forum called The Price is LOL

Please !

To who is in charge here would you delete all my
posts here and IP Ban me ! I tried to play nice here,
but I still have a -rep here, For the record out the 5
other Forums this one sucks the most. I am Zodiac
not Lily, and I truly wish and hope this forum would
get hacked and be no more forever !

 

When I say drop something...fucking drop it. Continuing on will just piss me off more.

 

Hmmm!

Based on your post history here at TFP, you'd be better of posting on Reddit's pr0n boards. Or any of the other literally thousands of boards dedicated to women getting sexed.

Don't beg. It's a sign of weakness and triggers the prey response in the_jazz.

It doesn't work like that (unless you're female or Old Guard). You posted the shit, it stays here. Forever. Like TFP 4.0.

You don't have a negative rep, you have no rep. Because you don't talk to us. No, you only post gonzo porn pics on a chat site.

This website is a co-ed adult discussion forum and thus sucks if your goal is to post pics of/generate discussion about big fake bewbs.

I'm not staff or anything, but I'll just put all that out there since it's way Captain Obvious to most of us.

That and I'll offer you a sweet protip on how to get yourself banned: Personal attacks and harsh language.

Your choice of "I hope this forum would get hacked and be no more forever!" is super ESOL, brother. C'mon, now.

You can do way better. Make sure you attack the staff personally with high school language. Use homosexual slurs, too.

When I wanna get banned? I tell the_jazz that he's a dirty whore and has a big fat cottage cheese ass and some saggy tube sock titties.

Works every time.​

Edit: Wait, did you just post this and the proceed to continue posting porn pics in various threads? Fantastic trolling, sir. I owe you a beer.

 

Fuck... The bottom and the burner supports are completely rusted out. My grill is dead.

No to decide if I should just let it go or if I should buy a new one. They aren't cheap here.

 

I have an extra laundry basket in the closet and I make him put his clothes directly in it. No suggestions on getting the dishes into the dishwasher. I just suck it up.

In other news there is NO FUCKING REASON TO YELL ON AN AIRPLANE. There are no less than 20 wimmens yelling and cackling and hollering to each other up and down the plane. This is going to be a LONG flight to Reagan. Thank you, FSM, for headphones.

 

"For every piece of clothing you pick up, I will take one off. "