The Complaining and Bitching Thread

Why am I okay with jumping out of a plane at 800 feet in the dark and rain with 90 pounds hanging on my shoulders but I'm always kinda freaked out by swimming?

I need to work on that.

 

Seriously! My back is in sooooooooooooo much pain!

 

Dealing with Afghans will drive me insane at some point.

Contemplating a career change.

 

Hahaha, this is funny because our experiences with them are totally different.

 

Can't imagine you having had a good time while in Afghanistan, bro.

Was it the abundance of opium that won you over?

 

I was just told I wasn't nice to be around when I'm playing video games. That it was just a game.
I can see your point...but, fuck you.

 

What's not to love?

 

Next to ever-present danger for you US military types, corruption wherever you look, incompetents constantly having to give their useless opinions on everything, bad hygiene in most eateries, the largest concentration of Western dimwits outside of Washington and The Hague, and the general state of Afghanistan... absolutely nothing.

It's all beer and games, really.

Gotta have Karl's view on things.

 

Fuck! It's Monday once again! Drag my ass outa bed at 4AM to get home at 5 PM for another week!

 

Fuck!!! ( everything )

 

Yes, I'm liquidating all my accounts with you.

No, I'm not telling you why.

I've got a Plan.

...

Also, since this belongs here instead of in Pointless Announcements:

I'm waaay tired of the bohemian music connoisseur bullshit vibe.

 

I'm waaay tired of the no one can possibly know anything that I don't know and I'll argue it into the ground rather than just admit that 1) it's not something I'm particularly informed about and 2) it's not something I give a shit about anyway constant stream of argumentative bullshit.

yeah.

 

I would recommend stabbing an annoying person you encounter to make it feel better. Choose someone at random to make it exciting.

 

Love that madafakka!!! I like watching it just to hear him say that!

 

Why I don't join group pinterest boards:

I get invited to this group called Streaming. The purpose of which is to post an image 'related to the previous one that changes the direction of the stream.' And I look at it and they are about 40 images into it and I look at the first photo of a guy with a wolf hat or something on his head and about five images in there is a tiger...and then 40 images into it they are still posting fucking tigers. The last image posted was what looked like a child's magic marker drawing of a tiger leaping in the air. So I post a Phillipe Halsman photo of Brigitte Bardot leaping in the air in a similar fashion thinking, ok, let's change the direction here...like it says in the instructions. And what follows that? More fucking tigers.

That's why I don't join group pinterest boards. Because people are as fucking dull as mortarboard.