The Complaining and Bitching Thread

And people wonder why I tend to hate humans as a rule...

Time for way-too-loud Green Day. Fuck this shit.

 

Dude. Trying to tell me things about the 90s.can i go get laid now?

 

Yayyyy fraudulent charges on my debit card. This is a fun morning.

 

Two nights in a row the new neighbors have been outside partying after midnight. I swear to god if they do it again tonight, I'm going to ring their doorbell when I go for my run at 5 and let them know that I'm just making sure they're aware that I'm up and moving since they have the courtesy to do the same for me at night.

 

Summer Vacation is really a very boring time for a college student like me. nothing to do.

 

Fuck you, inbred jackass in a silver Jeep screaming horrible things at me and trying to run me out of a lane that I was riding in 100% legally.

Again, sir, I say, "Fuck you."

 

Oh, bravo milady! That is some quality invective work right there. Inbred jackass...i must remember this one. I do believe i can make good use of it.

 

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I didn't get anything done this weekend. Damn it.

 

I do not feel too well this morning.

 

Sharrow, and part of the first marked route in the entire city. The city also happened to run out of money before they were able to put up any signage at all explaining what the sharrows mean, though I doubt this asshole even noticed them.

It's a main road with two lanes of travel in each direction (the rightmost of which features the sharrows) lanes are too narrow to share safely with cars without being in the door zone, therefore I take the lane, and that is 100% legal. In this case I was in the left lane heading east, since the right lane converts to a right-turn only lane at the light. Clearly he wasn't aware of any of this, despite my best—albeit brief—efforts to educate him. I only hope he doesn't go take out his rage at me for having given him the finger and putting him in his place on some other unsuspecting cyclist.

Fucking asshole.

 

From 7:30 to 16:30 workmen and their dam radio. Even when they break and climb down the scaffolding they leave the radio blaring inane garbage. Really, this does not upset anyone but me. Am I really that different?

 

Sucks to be back at work. Walked right back into an insane asylum. Grrrrrrrrr........

 

You work at my store?

Keep piling it on, corporate folk. I'll get around to it if and when I'm finished giving my customers the service they deserve.

 

I have a headache. I never get headaches. :/

 

I'm sorry if I passed mine on to you! I've had wicked migraines 5 of the last 8 days. I feel your pain.

 

There is a bell tower outside of my office that is on the 4th floor. This makes me very close to the bells.

It scares me EVERY hour on the hour.

 

I actually think I would like that...

 

I rolled my ankle yesterday on my run, and today I have this intermittent stabbing pain in my upper Achilles. On a scale of 1-10, this is a 7. For comparison's sake, when I broke the other ankle, that was only a 5.