The Complaining and Bitching Thread

You just earned another beer. I can't wait to pick out Kurt and Sly. It's gonna be pawesome.

 

Buddha needs to come home.

 

His large ass is firmly entrenched in my widowed mother's lap. She needs him.

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I totally wish I snuck one of those feral kittens home with me from work. Put her in my cargo pocket or something.

There was a tiny orange-and-white female that totally greeted me with a squeak-meow every morning. So effin' cute.

Ugh... SO LONELY.

 

YAY! Go get more kitties!!!!

 

The only thing cooler than the coolest cat is ... any dog.

 

So can you choose between wearing a shirt with no bra or bra with no shirt then?

 

Yup. This just won any argument as to which is better.

 

Get some of dees. They look nice on shelves.

 

One of our less active TFP members found a stray kitten they're desperately trying to rehome... we should do a caravan to get the kitty from California to the east coast!

 

Dinner was so fucking good that it's not fair how awful I feel right now. I'm so over this abdominal pain shit.

 

I hate this overrated and over-hyped concept of dating and relationships. We all try to imitate what is shown to us on TV. I think there should be no relationships and no marriages. Everyone should just find a sex partner, do sex and move on until he needs another one to bang. And children should be supported by both of their biological parents, they don't need to be living together.

 

You should have been around in the late 1960's. Free Love!

But, as Redd Foxx said, "The price is right, but the stuff is no good."

 

CNN agrees with you.

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While you're squeezing your balls and thinking about all the hot, mindless melting of crotches... you may want to consider that sex isn't all there is in the world of good company. While my current partner isn't hardly the wildest critter I've taken to the sheets, it doesn't really matter because she's incredibly trustworthy and cleans the entire house every two weeks on her own. We share a weird sense of humor and she has the desire to better herself that I haven't found in any other woman I've met.

Silly titles like husband/wife aside, it's way important that your a partner is an actual partner if you choose to do the couples thing... lest you end up with a bipedal dog that has great tits/male equiv.

Mmm, perhaps some people are into that. Meh. Now that I'm older, I tend think about the other 20 hours a day I'm not fucking.

 

Think other than having only a single partner, what if you have many partners both male and female , the ones you fuck and ones you don't, all living in a big house like a family and no one cares who you fuck. You can also raise children. But this will only happen if all the people in the society agrees on this lifestyle. And everyone will be happy.

 

I might be willing to let my girlfriend fuck another dude if that's what she really wanted, but I'm sure as shit not going to share my living arrangements and bank account with anybody. It seems many people are messy and bad with money.

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Last Night's Complaint:

I had a Borla-sized steak last night after hitting the range with my Action Adventure Man Squad. Crazy amounts of talent up in that restaurant to occupy your eyeballs while you stuffed your face and told tall tales of yore. Good times. Until the karaoke started. Two hipster kids were shrieking The Darkness tune "I Believe in a Thing Called Love" so brutally that I thought the front glass to the joint was gonna explode outward from the overpressure. We left quickly. I think my ears might still be ringing.

 

Getting really pissed off with Australia these past few days.

Cannot believe female politicians attacked Penny Wong for "backstabbing" Julia Gillard. You have got to be fucking kidding me.

Is this Hillary Clinton all over again?

I feel like meeting up with Lish and doing an Arab version of the Midnight Blues.

 

Many thanks to George Takei for perfectly capturing my mood today.....and work starts up again tomorrow.....