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The Complaining and Bitching Thread

Discussion in 'General Discussions' started by ASU2003, Jan 14, 2013.

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  1. Baraka_Guru

    Baraka_Guru Möderätor Staff Member

    Location:
    Toronto
    Damn you poets and your long lines! Enjamb for fuck's sake!
     
    Baraka_Guru, Feb 28, 2013
    #201
  2. Plan9

    Plan9 Rock 'n Roll

    Location:
    Earth
    Whenever someone whines about getting hurt when they're involved in a sporting activity that necesitates full contact stuff, I automatically think of End of Days:



    "Stop being such a pussy."

    "You fuckin' shot me!"

    "It's just a scratch!"
     
    Last edited: Feb 28, 2013
    Plan9, Feb 28, 2013
    #202
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  3. snowy

    snowy so kawaii Staff Member

    My fluffy kitty decided to jump up into the window last night but didn't quite make it. I got claws to the face. I have one scratch across my cheek and one across my nose. Thanks, Tumble.
     
    snowy, Mar 1, 2013
    #203
  4. Baraka_Guru

    Baraka_Guru Möderätor Staff Member

    Location:
    Toronto
    Wait...wait. You named the cat Tumble?

    Dude, you just got self-fulfilling prophecy'd! In the face!
     
    Baraka_Guru, Mar 1, 2013
    #204
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  5. ZombieSquirrel

    ZombieSquirrel Brrrrrrrains

    Location:
    Oregon by way of "Oh-hi-ya"
    My lower back is in excruciating pain and I no longer have any accessible painkillers. This sucks. I just want to whine all day.
     
    ZombieSquirrel, Mar 1, 2013
    #205
  6. snowy

    snowy so kawaii Staff Member

    Oh totally. She's a klutz.
     
    snowy, Mar 1, 2013
    #206
  7. mixedmedia

    mixedmedia ...

    Location:
    Florida
    So I see this 'affirmation' and it says, 'Worry ends when faith begins.'
    And at once I say: 'Bullshit!!'
    Like religious folks never worry. Are you fucking kidding me?
    I'm so sick of the lies of bullshit affirmations. Lies. Hypocrisy. Wishy-washy, unsubstantiated, pink doily-loving crap.
    The thought equivalent of marshmallow Peeps.
    Stupid punkass motherfuckers. :)
     
    mixedmedia, Mar 1, 2013
    #207
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  8. Baraka_Guru

    Baraka_Guru Möderätor Staff Member

    Location:
    Toronto
    They're ruining Facebook.
     
    Baraka_Guru, Mar 1, 2013
    #208
  9. mixedmedia

    mixedmedia ...

    Location:
    Florida
    This wasn't even facebook, it was tumblr of all places.
     
    mixedmedia, Mar 1, 2013
    #209
  10. Baraka_Guru

    Baraka_Guru Möderätor Staff Member

    Location:
    Toronto
    Damn....
     
    Baraka_Guru, Mar 1, 2013
    #210
  11. Plan9

    Plan9 Rock 'n Roll

    Location:
    Earth
    I'd like to thank my mother for squeezing the shit out of my skull during natural birth. I have an oddly shaped skull that necessitates that I wear "compact" sunglasses even though I wear a size large helmet.

    THANKS A LOT, MOM.
     
    Plan9, Mar 1, 2013
    #211
  12. Fremen

    Fremen Allright, who stole my mustache?

    Location:
    E. Texas
    At least you're not Borla.
     
    Fremen, Mar 1, 2013
    #212
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  13. Plan9

    Plan9 Rock 'n Roll

    Location:
    Earth
    True. His head is shaped like a goddamn pumpkin. My head is shaped like a banana nut bread.

    *banana nut bread jokes here*
     
    Plan9, Mar 1, 2013
    #213
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  14. mixedmedia

    mixedmedia ...

    Location:
    Florida
    mixedmedia, Mar 2, 2013
    #214
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  15. snowy

    snowy so kawaii Staff Member

    Weird cramps out of nowhere. WTF.
     
    snowy, Mar 2, 2013
    #215
  16. Baraka_Guru

    Baraka_Guru Möderätor Staff Member

    Location:
    Toronto
    Drivers need to smarten the fuck up and realize there are pedestrians everywhere in this area. I've had too many close calls in the past couple of weeks, but it's quite different when I'm walking with a good friend of mine, a mother of two young children.

    When they're turning or trying to get into traffic, they need to keep an eye on crosswalks and sidewalks, as there are human bodies on them. After the amount of medical reports I've read, I know all too well how one's quality of life can hit the shitter after an accident—if they survive.

    If it's because people are in a rush, the two and a half minutes in savings isn't worth it. I wish they'd wake the fuck up and realize how dangerous they are.

    And, no, waving and making a face that reads as "my bad!" doesn't make it better.
     
    Last edited: Mar 2, 2013
    Baraka_Guru, Mar 2, 2013
    #216
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  17. *Nikki*

    *Nikki* Slightly Tilted

    Location:
    Stateside
    I got yelled at by a dude riding a bicycle while I was walking. I felt a strong need to shove a stick through the front wheel and watch him fly.
     
    *Nikki*, Mar 2, 2013
    #217
  18. warrrreagl

    warrrreagl Slightly Tilted

    Location:
    Land of cotton.
    Dear Good Old Boys in Pickup Trucks,

    I know you consider yourselves to be the arbiters of Southern hospitality, good manners (yes sir, no ma'am, thank you, and much obliged), and humble kindness, so would it be possible for you to DRIVE that way, too?

    Sincerely,

    The Driver in the Ditch Who Had Been Going Peacefully and Slowly in Front of You
     
    warrrreagl, Mar 2, 2013
    #218
  19. Borla

    Borla Moderator Staff Member

    I feel so violated by this thread!
     
    Borla, Mar 2, 2013
    #219
  20. Fremen

    Fremen Allright, who stole my mustache?

    Location:
    E. Texas
    At least you weren't violated by the TFP Men's Club: Back to Nature thread.
     
    Fremen, Mar 3, 2013
    #220
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