The Complaining and Bitching Thread

Why, were you gone or something?

 

Much like dogs and blond girls, I have no concept of time.

 

Sometimes the prospect of being homeless is tempting, when I have to come in to this job. Fuck

 

I just want to be done with this bullshit.

 

I don't recommend digging your yard up during the Texas Summer so you can fix a burst pipe.
At least it was raining off and on so the humidity was sky high.

 

Just got a letter in the mail to discover Hubs had failed to tell me about not paying the Electric bill and this was a final notice before disconnection. Lucky for him I've had some time to cool off before he gets home.. or not. Now I'm in the "I'm so pissed off I've gone quiet. Speak at your own risk" stage.

 

OMFFSM, I have to pee so bad.
Mother effin' GoToMeetings.

 

I swear if my husband keeps refusing to have sex with me then he'd better be giving me permission to find a fuckbuddy to compensate. GAWRR.

 

*frantically looks for keys*

 

I'm in a mood. I just want to go to bed.

 

So soon? Shame on him!

 

Slip a Cialis in his dinner. Then... just wait.

 

Soooo....will you be taking applications? What will the interview process be like? I have many...skills.

 

You already ran out of room in your basement for the bodies?

 

Is there a story here that needs to be told?

 

Pah! Taschen summer sale. I had to back the fuck out of that shit. Can't afford to buy anything. Too painful to see The Big Book of Legs on sale. Weep.

 

Ha ha, no. But I've heard that Cialis makes you unable to resist temptation. Monkie's ace a temptation, I've heard.

 

When I first skimmed this I read "Big Book of Legos", which is something we sell at the store, and I got really excited. Still excited, but of a different type.