The Complaining and Bitching Thread

Customer just asked me if I was "trying to grow my hair out." I think that's hairdresser code for, "your hair looks like shit."

 

60F and rain every day does not a nice summer make.

 

Come to Texas and complain about the heat, humidity and low amount of rain. It's a different degree of bitchiness.

 

The coworker that I'm on site with reminds me of my father. A lot.

 

You inspired me to make this little thing spontaneously

 

WTF, Chicago?
They just relinquished their hold on my husband and now his flight's cancelled and they're possibly evacuating O'Hare.

 

Try being jet-lagged from being jet-lagged. It turns you into a drowsy rage-monster for days.

I swear to god I'm losing IQ points every time I come back from work. It's quite horrible.

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Me and my First World Problems:

Fuck you, fancy pants high-end boutique modern sporting rifle manufacturer!

I don't want your new and improved trigger or your ergonomic ambidextrous fire controls!

I just want the same product I bought from you a couple years ago. I don't want you to grow and adapt!

Now I have two similar but not identical lowers in my basement. And my inner OCD is flaring up something fierce.

SOMETHING FIERCE.

Fuck!

 

Shits about to hit the fan. Just hope I don't lose power or cable for the hockey game. Or my house!

 

My boss is high maintenance.

 

As Redd Foxx said: "Boss spelled backward is Double S O B."

 

yikes, I saw something at lunch time about dechocho or deforer or something like that in chicago. wind.

 

Yeah, his flight is cancelled, he's scrambling for some place to stay near the airport. Sounds like all hell is about to let loose.
Seriously, they just agreed he doesn't have to keep commuting weekly YESTERDAY.
Apparently the whole area is a fustercluck.

 

Yup. He found a hotel downtown. 80 - 100 mile gusts. I love hurricanes... that crap is for the birds. Or.... yeah, whatever.

Chicago in crosshairs of severe weather slamming parts of Midwest - CNN.com

 

This morning the forecast for Metro Detroit was the same shit that has hit Chicago. We will likely dodge that. Hope everyone has stayed safe and relatively dry.

 

If it makes you feel any better, I was in Panama City Beach when Hurricane Allison hit. We drove inland for the night, and back to our hotel the next day. The sun was shining, people were out walking the beach in their bathing suits... and a reporter from the Weather Channel was standing on the beach, in a full poncho/rain outfit, "reporting from the scene." I've had trouble trusting in any of their "special reports" since then.