The Angry Uteri of TFP

I had the giggles.

13 Fantasies I Had While On Day One Of My Period

 

Thought of this thread today. Gaaah.

 

Oh yeah. Mine will be pissed off in about two weeks

 

I finally took charge of Angry Uterus after five months of Seattle-conditions up in here. Turns out I likely had adenometriosis and they found a few fibroids, so it wasn't in my head. Had that bitch ablated yesterday, which should resolve a lot of the issues. When it stops feeling like a donkey kicked me in the abdomen.

They also took my tubes, by request, so I can get off the hormones and live a normal, anxiety-ridden life without an extra variable. I'm very happy despite the major pain at the moment. And the inability to get the damn band-aids off my skin :/ But I'll take all that over keeping Angry U in its most recent functioning moments, any day.

 

Came here to post this. Realized I already posted this.




Goddamnit.

 

Mine decided to wreak vengeance on me for my decisons and have one last gasp at a cycle. There's been a lot of cursing and my jeans button got stuck in my belly button, right at the incision today. Fml.