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TFP Pity Party! Everyone's Invited

Discussion in 'Tilted Life and Sexuality' started by DamnitAll, Aug 7, 2011.

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  1. Cayvmann

    Cayvmann Very Tilted

    Location:
    Central North Carolina
    My foot has swollen up and I haven't been able to go to the gym since Monday
     
    Cayvmann, Sep 8, 2011
    #61
  2. Redlemon

    Redlemon Getting Tilted

    Location:
    New England
    My boss is closing the offices as of Saturday.
     
    Redlemon, Sep 9, 2011
    #62
  3. snowy

    snowy so kawaii Staff Member

    Strange how things can change so swiftly: ready for work one minute, head in a toilet the next.
     
    snowy, Sep 9, 2011
    #63
  4. bobby

    bobby More Than Slightly Tilted ! Donor

    Location:
    An Island off the coast of Seattle
    Life is great,I pity those who don't think so...xoxoxoo
     
    bobby, Sep 9, 2011
    #64
  5. the_jazz

    the_jazz Accused old lady puncher

    I have a cold and haven't slept more than 2 hours in 5 nights. And it will probably keep me from getting laid. :(
     
    the_jazz, Sep 9, 2011
    #65
  6. snowy

    snowy so kawaii Staff Member

    Aww, poor Jazz. My husband always tries to convince me when I have a cold that it will make me feel better. Unless I'm stuffed up to the point that sex feels claustrophobic, he's usually right.
     
    snowy, Sep 9, 2011
    #66
  7. the_jazz

    the_jazz Accused old lady puncher

    I don't want to get anyone else sick. *sniff*
     
    the_jazz, Sep 9, 2011
    #67
  8. snowy

    snowy so kawaii Staff Member

    Um, if you're sleeping next to each other, what difference is sex going to make?
     
    snowy, Sep 9, 2011
    #68
  9. SILLYGIRL

    sillygirl New Member

    Location:
    Gilbert, AZ
    I agree with snowy. 'Sides, the exercise'll help ya sweat it out. ;)
     
    sillygirl, Sep 12, 2011
    #69
  10. Plan9

    Plan9 Rock 'n Roll

    Location:
    Earth
    Like any good married dude, he's banished himself to the couch where he can cuddle up to his snuggie and fall asleep to History channel.
     
    Plan9, Sep 12, 2011
    #70
  11. the_jazz

    the_jazz Accused old lady puncher

    Or not. In the words of our former Fearless Leader: "Mission Accomplished".

    I'd make a referrence to landing on the deck of a pitching carrier, but I'm still too sick to think of something witty.
     
    the_jazz, Sep 12, 2011
    #71
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  12. DamnitAll

    DamnitAll Wait... what?

    Location:
    Central MD
    I just spent a stock photo download credit on a photo I already bought. Granted, the credits are purchased through work and it's only one credit, as opposed to 15 (on iStockphoto), but still. Fuck.
     
    DamnitAll, Sep 13, 2011
    #72
  13. Cayvmann

    Cayvmann Very Tilted

    Location:
    Central North Carolina
    Another effing meeting at work, in which I have no input, or choice in attending...
     
    Cayvmann, Sep 15, 2011
    #73
  14. Fremen

    Fremen Allright, who stole my mustache?

    Location:
    E. Texas
    I think I'm having an adverse reaction to the chili-beans I ate last night.
     
    Fremen, Sep 18, 2011
    #74
  15. Bear Cub

    Bear Cub Goes down smooth.

    Location:
    At the bar, eyeing the pretty one.
    I really enjoy my work despite the unearthly stress and anxiety, I'm paid very well, but not knowing what will happen come my contract expiration in February is forcing me to actively pursue other jobs.
     
    Bear Cub, Sep 19, 2011
    #75
  16. Cayvmann

    Cayvmann Very Tilted

    Location:
    Central North Carolina
    I've developed a case of hives that has lasted for days...
     
    Cayvmann, Sep 20, 2011
    #76
  17. DamnitAll

    DamnitAll Wait... what?

    Location:
    Central MD
    The most charismatic member of my department is on vacation until October, and in her absence, I have somehow been tasked with filling her role of (gasp!) communicating with people in the outside world.

    God help us all.
     
    DamnitAll, Sep 20, 2011
    #77
  18. Fly

    Fly music is the answer

    Location:
    Beautiful British Columbia
    hangover..........
     
    Fly, Sep 25, 2011
    #78
  19. Ourcrazymodern?

    Ourcrazymodern? still, wondering

    Location:
    The Longfellow Neighborhood
    Aw, baby! At least you know what to do about it.
     
    Ourcrazymodern?, Oct 1, 2011
    #79
  20. ALISTAIR

    Alistair Eurotrash

    Location:
    Reading, UK
    Sunday evening. I had just sat down to enjoy a freshly-poured G+T and my son vomits all the way up the stairs and into the bathroom. He is 23.

    Bleh.
     
    Alistair, Oct 2, 2011
    #80
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