TFP Confessional

Why else would anyone watch figure skating?

 

Um... er...



Oh, yeah- this is the Tilted Confessional Thread, right? Okay, here's another one- I confess that I'm an idiot for not striving to achieve Russian citizenship!

 

ooooh Curling

 

Hmmmm, yeah. I'm gaining a whole new appreciation for the sport.

 

Sometimes when I travel, trying to take a dump can feel a lot like going into pronged labor and giving birth.

Not that I know firsthand, but I stand by my analogy.

 

I keep wanting to come back with a witty remark, but I'm still trying to process this...

And the imagery it evokes sends my neurons into overload...

 

I didn't squeeze BabySquirrel out of my vag, but I know what you're talking about.

 

I confess I lost my sexting cherry last night with my husband and I'm just as embarrassed as I was when I first lost the real thing. Ugh, 18 yrs of marriage and we've done wild stuff now and then, but I feel embarrassed around him about this?

 

That must have been one helluva conversation, @Katia. You must be doing it right!

 

I hope I did right for him. Complete with pics. Boy, he's demanding.

 

I suspect he was pleased with the results.

 

My wife blamed ME for her putting on a couple of pounds ,apparently i should have told her i mean how does that work ?
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Wow Im lucky to get a cup of coffee still it could be a age thing eh

 

And to think i spent 20 yrs studying quantum physics only to end up as a toilet attendant (im not really i just like texting crap ) its my way of unwinding

 

Nice name change, GG...now GM!

 

Someone has a promising career ahead of her as a gestalt therapist.

 

Okay, okay... Note that this is NOT with my clients, lol. Coworkers, teachers, and general public that likes to question me, challenge me on stupid shit, and be obstinate for no reasonm

 

I've found no shortage of people like that in the sciences, @noodle. Everyone's an expert, even when they clearly don't know what they're talking about.

 

This is my take on most "scientists" as well.

 

We're not all bad. Some of us are easy to deal with. Some of us actually know how to relax and have fun.

That's why the others piss us off.