Subtle but sexy halloween costume

Maybe. The cheapo one-size-fits-all Halloween costume could be to blame. I do feel a little cheated that the bar girls I actually saw when I was drinking in the beer halls in Germany didn't look anything like strippers, but that's probably the tasteless American in me. The beer was good, though.

 

Remember your audience, sir. Of COURSE it has to be explained with puppets.

 

I know, right? I'm trying to remember why I decided to log back in the first place. Probably because of all the cool new threads...

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It's not subtle, but you could get super daring and go as the Omnipresent Geico Money. You know, do up a piece of foam core poster board as a stack of bills, cut out two curves out at the top for your tits, paint said tits with white face paint and cover your nipples with black circle pasties to create the eyeballs. Guaranteed to win whatever contests you enter, free drinks all night, people wanting to pose for pictures, dirty old men leering, etc.

 

What kind of guy goes to Germany and does bring his woman back her very own dirndl? She has to rely on a one size fits all costume? Where is your sense, man?

 

Mmm, probably the same kind of guy that gets tired of spending money on fancy lingerie that rarely gets worn.

My sense? Saving money for shit that'll actually make me happy. Like my sweet Bruce-Willis-in-Die Hard costume.

Pfft, do you know how fuckin' cool I'm gonna feel with my head shaved into male pattern baldness and a bloody tank top?

I'm going to be eating Twinkies and yelling "Yippie kai yay, motherfuckers!" while sizing up various ladies dressed as "Sexy ___."

I really gotta try to find a MP5 squirt gun so I can fill it with Jack Daniel's.​

 

Just remember to dress as he is prior to the running through broken glass... nobody needs that shit.

 

Hi ya, so today is the day and despite a few last minute emergencies I have enough to make a cat woman costume! My 'next day delivery' unitard arrived yesterday and it fits! (Despite it being for petite people 5ft 2 and under and I'm about 5ft 6!) I have managed to sew on press studs to my bra and unitard so my bra strap stays hidden and I can still get out if I need the loo! I also ordered platform high strappy heels - I was so excited yesterday when the package arrived - I ripped into it, to find only the left foot! Luckily a friend is lending me her high heels. I haven't managed to do much exercise over the past 3 days as I have been in bed with a sickness bug but on the plus side I guess I didn't really eat either! My little secret for my fantasy arrived and has been tested - its ok, a little bit on the tame side but still naughty enough! I was thinking after so many little problems my night was starting to look up and my plans might just work - not a chance! Mother nature has decided that this month 3 weeks will be fine - why wait 4 weeks when I have an important party to attend! I also have to work until 9pm in the kids club then get changed then go to the Halloween party - all my friends are heading out at 8 I will get a photo of my outfit tonight if I make it there!

 

If you want, feel free to post the pic in this thread on Halloween costumes:
Halloween Costumes | The TFP

(yeah, it's from last year, but why waste a perfectly good thread?)

 

I don't mind posting a picture so you can see my costume but I don't really want it to be searchable on google and I don't want to leave it up.

We also went old school and took a real film camera - so need to wait for to to be developed! I should have a digital photo of me trying my outfit on before I went out - but it wasn't quite finished!

 

Post it in the Member's section, so your picture can't be found by people outside of the community.

 

...as if the community isn't dangerous enough.

*rimshot*