Sexual ponderings...adult pointless announcements - NSFW

Its like the quiet ones are the "freakiest" ones. If that makes any since.

 

We ordered a "clit sucker" toy yesterday from amazon.... Its not the name brand womanizer but its the same thing.

 

I filled that role admirably (or so I was told, and who am I to argue) last night.

 

Fuck yeah... lol

just trying different things. I dont understand why some men think that a toy can replace a real man. Seems that they get jealous.
Personally I dont get jealous, as long as shes happy and is getting off then thats all that matters to me.

The older we get, the more things we experiment with.

 

Definitely our experience as well.
Have fun with the new toy!

 

The bad part is we (i say we cause i cnt speak for just her) have not had time to use/play with it yet. Life just keeps getting in the way. But i cant wait

 

It happens.
We were both expecting some sexy fun time last night and after a very long week both just fell asleep on the couch.
But we will try again tonight!

 

Been there done that.

 

LMFAO, every damn night these days.

 

Had the most awesome dream last night. My wife and I were back in college, same age as we are now. We were in a room shared by four very sexy college coeds and we were busy eating them and making them cum. My cock was not involved at all and it was hella sexy! The fact that my wife was thoroughly enjoying eating these women out was hot, Hot, HOT! I was close to having a wet dream but managed to not blow my load.

I told the wife about it and she seemed interested. Normally she immediately poo-poos the girl on girl action but didn't seem bothered by it this time. Let the good times roll!

 

To be totally honest, ive fallen asleep before with my hand on her boob.
About 2 or 3 moths ago I was sitting there thinking about sexy time, reach over and touch her and she told me that i would fall asleep.
The next morning she said i had a death grip on her boob.

So yeah it happens. lol

 

Had another stunner of a dream last night. This time it was the youngest SIL. We were 69ing and I was fucking her face and she was grinding her pussy on my face. I woke up humping air. AWESOME!

 

Great dream! The optimistic rating is meant as a joke.

 

LOL, yeah, you KNOW I wish I could make that one come true.

 

Speaking of great dreams, was cutting the grass today and a fine, middle aged woman walked by wearing a mid to upper thigh tennis skirt. SCHWING! Right in my wheel house. Tall, long legs, absolutely stunning. I immediately thought of her legs wrapped around my head as I licked and licked and licked. YAY for tennis skirt season! Don't see nearly enough of them these days.

 

Around my area of town many of the women wearing tight workout gear don't workout often enough. Yesterday at Sam's Club I saw a woman about 50 showing off her very shapely very TIGHT ass.

 

Let me say that doggy style, with the bullet vibe against her back door, turned out to be the big winner here last night.

 

Might have to try that one.... Sounds like fun for both.

Assuming just pressed up to her back door, not in it?

 

"Just the tip" as they say.

 

Gotcha.... Christy has never been a fan of the back door but as we age and play around and experiment seems like she kinda likes it a little more than she ever thought she would. And it all started with her reading one of the threads on here about butt plugs.