Sexual ponderings...adult pointless announcements - NSFW

1. 4th grade and then again 6-8, Ms Driscoll. Soft, fuzzy sweaters, too magical to touch. There was just something about her that my puberty infused brain wanted. She was my favorite teacher fuck crush.
2. 6-8, Ms Lizzio. Hot as hell and wore tight dresses all the time.
3. Freshman year of college, don't remember her name but she was the English prof. Young, probably late 20's, early 30's, glasses, cute as hell. I wanted to fuck up just so I'd have to meet her during her hours. Unfortunately, I didn't fuck up in her class, so, lost opportunity. I did, however, fuck up in a lot of other classes, and that's the story of how I'm still a college freshman.

 

I miss the local smoke shop. They'd sell them to us under age guys. No questions asked.

EDIT: They's = They'd (fucking fat fingers)

 

A lot of folks don't realize how difficult it used to be to get porn magazines. Many were published, but they were sold discreetly. For good reasons.

 

I just saw a post by a dude on Instagram where he said back in his school days he had a scanner and color printer and would make collages of pics from his dad's porn stash to give to his buddies... MY HERO!

 

She has a valid point.
I agree

 

Today is tempt Dano with tight jeans day. Good thing I have self control.

 

My wife (and me, depending on the position) has been using all four techniques for decades. Fortunately in-and-out thrusting also works for her.

 

Colbert had fun with this last night.

 

There's something wrong with that picture.

 

Here is the picture. Instagram sucks for saving pictures and it doesn't show up with the ad/tracking blocker I use.

But, you are right, there is no need for the bra here, and the picture would be better if you could see her back without the bra straps.

 

Ok, have you ever saw someone you know nude on the net? What did you do or say?
Once I came across a teller at the credit union nude on Sublimedirectory as the post of the day. She was a hot blonde and I had spoke to her a couple times about the Wolfsberg VW GTI she bought. So I (like a dumbass) said "I saw you online, nice pics". She said I don't know what you're talking about so I didn't push the issue. Next day the pics were no longer on that site. Next time that happens (if ever) I'll just download them and enjoy privately.

 

Yeah, don't say a thing. I came across the of age daughter of one of our friends. My lips are sealed and no, did not download it.

 

So, it's my last week at work. I was contemplating setting up make out sessions with my fuck crushes for tomorrow, but thought better of it.

It's best for all. I want to go out being remembered as a nice guy and not the deviant pervert I actually am, and the ladies won't get disappointed with my inability to perform.

Win-Win.