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Sexual ponderings...adult pointless announcements - NSFW

Discussion in 'Tilted Life and Sexuality' started by rogue49, May 6, 2017.

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  1. MrMD069

    MrMD069 Very Tilted

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    Let's hear it for tennis skirts. Hip, hip, hooray!
     
    MrMD069, Jun 24, 2020
    #601
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  2. ralphie250

    ralphie250 Fully Erect

    Location:
    At work..
    thats one reason i watch tennis
     
    ralphie250, Jun 27, 2020
    #602
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  3. fflowley

    fflowley Don't just do something, stand there!

    Cockblocked!
    By the golden retriever no less.
    We shall try again this evening.
     
    fflowley, Jul 3, 2020
    #603
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  4. ralphie250

    ralphie250 Fully Erect

    Location:
    At work..
    Lesbians call it




    a beaver damn
     
    ralphie250, Jul 3, 2020
    #604
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  5. fflowley

    fflowley Don't just do something, stand there!

    We watched an amateur swinger video together and some serious pounding ensued.
    We never watched adult material together up until about a year ago.
    I don't know what the hell we were waiting for........
     
    fflowley, Jul 13, 2020
    #605
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  6. MrMD069

    MrMD069 Very Tilted

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    Blouse gaps at work are AWESOME!
     
    MrMD069, Jul 14, 2020
    #606
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  7. MrMD069

    MrMD069 Very Tilted

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    Today is tight pants day at work! WOO HOO!
     
    MrMD069, Jul 16, 2020
    #607
    • Winner Winner x 1
  8. Chris Noyb

    Chris Noyb Get in, buckle up, hang on, & be quiet.

    Location:
    Large City, TX
    Did you get any offers?
     
    Chris Noyb, Jul 16, 2020
    #608
  9. MrMD069

    MrMD069 Very Tilted

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    Unfortunately, no. :(
     
    MrMD069, Jul 19, 2020
    #609
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  10. ralphie250

    ralphie250 Fully Erect

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    At work..
    how did your pants fit?
     
    ralphie250, Jul 20, 2020
    #610
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  11. MrMD069

    MrMD069 Very Tilted

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    Not tight enough evidently. :( Butt, (see what I did there) I was talking about the co-workers pants so it's all good. ;)
     
    MrMD069, Jul 20, 2020
    #611
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  12. ralphie250

    ralphie250 Fully Erect

    Location:
    At work..
    tried to get the wife to go commando the other day..... needless to say that didn't work out very well
     
    ralphie250, Jul 27, 2020
    #612
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  13. fflowley

    fflowley Don't just do something, stand there!

    Like.....out in public somewhere commando?
    Or chilling at home?
     
    fflowley, Jul 27, 2020
    #613
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  14. MrMD069

    MrMD069 Very Tilted

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    Love waking up with the smell of pussy on my goatee. :D
     
    MrMD069, Jul 30, 2020
    #614
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  15. MrMD069

    MrMD069 Very Tilted

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    MrMD069, Jul 31, 2020
    #615
  16. fflowley

    fflowley Don't just do something, stand there!

    It smells like....victory!
     
    fflowley, Jul 31, 2020
    #616
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  17. rogue49

    rogue49 Tech Kung Fu Artist Staff Member

    Location:
    Baltimore/DC
    rogue49, Aug 2, 2020
    #617
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  18. Lindy

    Lindy Moderator Staff Member

    Location:
    Nebraska
    Did a little bit of commando yardwork this afternoon. Gave up on that due to the heat and humidity. Cooled myself off with the garden hose:) Sitting on one of the patio loungers. Hoping for some hot, sweaty, sex:D later when Sig gets home from the tractor lab. For now, trying to keep from dozing off.:rolleyes:
     
    Lindy, Aug 8, 2020
    #618
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  19. MrMD069

    MrMD069 Very Tilted

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    MrMD069, Aug 8, 2020
    #619
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  20. rogue49

    rogue49 Tech Kung Fu Artist Staff Member

    Location:
    Baltimore/DC
    Penis - Easy play...Just don't use the joystick too hard. :eek:
    Vagina - I've found the instructions...they're written in Chinese, you just have to spell it out with any "stylus" (* Arabic works too) ;)

    ** OK, the regular alphabet works too...it's just not as interesting.
    And each vagina has it's own unique code. (may change periodically) :D
     
    rogue49, Aug 8, 2020
    #620
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