Sexual ponderings...adult pointless announcements - NSFW

glad to see you @Street Pattern sorry for the news. hope it turns around at some point

 

Man, I am really digging this work from home gig. It's only day 2 and I've been able to cop a feel, kiss my coworker and slap her ass without fear of a sexual harassment suit! I've also seen her naked!

What a job!

 

I don't know how you knew that, but yes! Not that Buffalo is anything special to me, but when I was designing the avatar, I wanted streets at different angles, and that particular section was aesthetically satisfying to me.

 

winner winner... now only if you could get your coworker to have sex on the desk.... lol

 

Dear Penthouse Forum......

 

Desk, breakroom table, it's all good.

 

So, we had our first ZOOM family get together today and I was thinking, "Man, did would be great for the SILs to flash me on"

HELL YEAH I went there, but, fortunately, didn't mention it to anyone other than the wife. She agreed.

Have I told you all I LOVE this woman?

 

Whip out your cock next time they are on. I'm sure they want to reciprocate but they just need the appropriate push!

 

Yeah, now THAT would definitely spice things up AND get me kicked out of the family and most likely, my house.

 

That could backfire. In my case there would most likely be laughter. Per my wife her sisters (my only SILs) report that their husbands are endowed well above average.

Maybe I could flash my tongue.

 

I'm better with my tongue. Maybe I WILL do that.

 

Ah, I should have added that there were 2 teenage nieces and all four grandkids on the Zoom as well.

Takes the cock right out of it.

Probably take the suggestive tongue work out of the equation as well.

Guess I'll have to convince the SILs that a private In-Laws only session would be best.

 

i know that feeling....

 

Well, I finally broke. Last night, I invited my co-worker to bed. She accepted. I then orally pleasured her to numerous strong orgasms. Today, she's wearing a see through shirt. I can't keep my hands off her. She kept flashing me so again, I broke down and suckled those titties for all I was worth.

Hope HR doesn't hear about it. But, I think she liked it too much, so I should be okay.

 

Co-worker stayed the weekend.

Why yes, sex was involved.

 

Make sure you don't let this info spill, lest she be labelled the office slut!

 

Interesting night.
We just got modern high speed internet at home last week, for the first time. (Live in a rural area).
I signed up for the free 2 week Pornhub Premium trial because, why not.

My wife and I have never watched much porn together.
I like to have a quick look at the adult threads here, but that's it for me, and AFAIK she doesn't look at much or any porn at all.

So last weekend I picked a few interesting looking ones, brought the iPad to bed and asked if she wanted to choose one.
I chose natural/MILF stuff. She seemed happy with it.
We watched it, had sexy fun time.
Last night I handed her the iPad. and asked her if she wanted to find a flick for us to watch at bedtime.
I was very curious what she would choose, and actually had no idea what it would be.
Gang bang!
Hot brunette getting plowed by 4 guys.

My demure sweet wife really impressed me! We had even funner, sexier time than we did last week!

 

Out of curiosity, what are the benefits to premium?

 

Funny enough, I don't know.
I had never been on the site but I saw in the news that they were opening the "premium" area for free as a public service to encourage people to stay home and fap and maintain social distancing.
That's when our fiber optic cable got installed so I went and signed up.
So I have only experienced it as a "premium" user.
You should go give it a try, it's still free.