Sexual ponderings...adult pointless announcements - NSFW

No, but we decided to just get drinks and hang out a bit.

 

So, when do you think the MeToo movement will catch up with God? I mean, Mary didn't ASK for that baby or to be impregnated.

 

So how did it go?

 

It went fine, but I realized I really don't want to do it. Shes cute, shes young, shes fun, shes totally into me, and I would feel wrong doing it. I find it sort of interesting in that I've had sex with 7 women this year who weren't my wife, some multiple times, with not even a hint of this, but 1-1 I just feel so wrong doing so, despite my wife being absolutely fine with it. She's my one, even when I'm being borrowed.

 

Trying to get my wife to do another photoshoot. She had a lot of fun but is slightly reluctant since she put on a few lbs and "wants to be her best" especially for her butt. So lets see how this goes.

 

I've got my fingers, toes, and eyes crossed she says yes.

--- Double Post Merged, Dec 20, 2019, Original Post Date: Dec 20, 2019 ---

We went to church last night. Well, the wife did anyway. We had a wonderful oral session that left her crying, "Oh God, Oh God, Oh God" and put her to sleep. Good to get back into the swing of things. I'm sure the Lord appreciated it. We don't mind if he watches.

 

Sex with a very petite woman last night and I really need to figure out new condoms. This is going to be a bit NSFW but shes very tight, I'm very girthy, I'm using large condoms and I still can't feel anything at all. Finally my dick gave up due to friction, lube would have helped but none was available. I hear you can order from Europe and the size restrictions in the US aren't there easier than when I tried a few years ago. Buying condoms on the grey market was weird when I did and the "My Size" ones smelled awful. I know this sounds like a humble brag about having a big dick but its been quite a problem for me, and its been 50-50 with performance. Condoms have definitely changed since I was in college, they no longer rip but they feel like I'm wearing a winter glove.

 

question..... whats the difference in the ones here and in Europe?

 

At some point the FDA has limited girth on condoms. I assume it was to keep people from buying too big ones and having them slip off. The problem being that if you are bigger than the maximum allowed girth they are too tight. Europe doesn't have that rule so they can have bigger girth.

 

Tried skin large, and magnums, the XL magnums are wide enough but have the glove feeling issue and the XL's are latex which can be a problem. I once was getting to business with a woman and she says "I have a latex allergy and brought condoms".... Standard fit condoms are 4.7 to 5.1 girth, which is about an inch less than I need so that didn't happen. I have a friend that told me skin makes extra large non-latex for the UK so I'm going to see if I can find them.

--- Double Post Merged, Jan 1, 2020, Original Post Date: Jan 1, 2020 ---

So I couldn't find them but I did find a sizing app for Mysize.

Mysize

I brought my wife into the discussion and asked her where she thought I'd fall. She said the max size on the purple maybe a little past, I said I thought I'd be the one right below that. Well at my thickest (about 1/2 inch behind the head) I'm just past the 69 purple, so my wife was right, go figure.

Downside is they are latex.

And... I can't buy them in the US, they will ship to freaking Panama but not the US....

Ok so more google...

They direct you to a third party shipper....

Your Shopping Cart

35 pounds for the condoms, and 15 for shipping.....

OK... I should have known...


View: https://www.amazon.com/My-Size-Condoms-69Mm-Pack/dp/B004NNZAKA/ref=sr_1_2?crid=2IOIUIONPQHFY&dchild=1&keywords=mysize+condoms+64&qid=1577907028&sprefix=mysize+%2Caps%2C164&sr=8-2

My only downside is my penis is NOT uniformly that thick, its about 5.5 girth for most of it, so they will fit and be loose at the same time.

And final edit, son of a ....

Estimated delivery: Jan. 23, 2020 - Feb. 13, 2020

 

3 to 6 weeks....wtf

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why is it that long? i would ASSUME.... that they have plenty.
i havent worn a condom in years, but i never had an issue finding my size. i just bought the standard condom. wasnt like i needed a bigger one.

swinger question......... do the men always wear a condom during sexual penetration? during a blowjob?

 

They are basically illegal in the US so they are third party over seas sellers. I didn't want to pay an extra $20 for expedited delivery to get them Jan 6-10.

 

personally i think its stupid for them to be illegal in the US. if someone needs that size they should be able to get that size or whatever size needed even if its extra small.
safe sex is safe sex. seems like whoever made the decision for them to be illegal probably has a small dick like i do. their an idiot....

dont blame you for not spending the extra money

 

Its the "needs of the many". Basically some guys get screwed because other guys would buy the biggest condoms out of bravado, show, insecurity or whatever. I can legally buy weed now in my area but I can't buy condoms that fit. Strange start to 2020.

 

Interesting article:
Frequent Sex is Linked to Better Memory – Kinsey Institute Research Blog

With that in mind, I hope everyone has a happy new year and may 2014 be a great year!

 

well thats just fucked up