Sexual ponderings...adult pointless announcements - NSFW

I would also like to know when Painted On Blouse Day is. Won't get any work done, but, that's okay.

 

I might visit that day

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Thanks for the peek down your top my beautiful Greek Goddess.
I hope it wasn't obvious.

 

Anal again last night.
With her in sexy lingerie.
And the lights on.
It just keeps getting better. Something about her 40's.
10 years ago none of the above would have happened.....nor even been considered.

 

cant wait for that to happen... its slowly getting there,

 

Well, I, for one, am happy that the tube top is coming back. There were lots of them at the Sea, Hear, Now festival over the weekend. It was a veritable smorgasbord of boobs. Me likey!

 

Do you have any water parks near you?
That's the veritable boob grand buffet.
We took the kids last month. It's all there.....from the obvious jailbait hoping to get some attention, to the curvy MILF's that know they got it going on and show it with confidence.
We were on line for a water slide about 3 people behind a mid-30s mom with the most perfect ass I have ever seen. Waiting on line on the ladder and looking up was quite the pleasant diversion.

 

Had an epiphany moment when I realized why my wife has no interest in sex.

A while back I had asked her how many lovers she'd had before I came along, and she was extremely reluctant to divulge the number...

...which leads me to believe she's probably bored with the whole idea, as there's nothing (or no one) she hasn't done.

 

There are, but two middle aged people hanging out with no kids would make it suspicious. Plus, neither one of us is a water person.

 

Of course! We are just being gentlemen. And when you're at the water park in a skin tight bikini we are being extra gentlemanly.

 

Very odd. My sex drive went through a real dip the past 9 months when I was not happy with my job...situation has changed with the job...now very happy and my drive is back through the roof. Almost to the point of wanting to get pregnant...oh wait...no way. Done the baby thing...still not sure if it’s directly associated with my need for a fulfilling professional role or my body trying to get more babies in there...


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Happy life means everything falls into place, when im not happy or stressed out, my sex drive falls off

 

Now that the Mrs has been cleared for regular activities, I believe it's time for a BDSM Lite session. Yes, that will do nicely.

 

The cucumbers were too cold to use last night.

 

Think
ice cubes and
hot tea bags.

 

That reminds me of the joke about the two little old ladies at the farmers market looking at the stack of cucumbers with a sign "3 for $1.00" with the caption, "Well Martha, I guess we could eat the other one."