Sexual ponderings...adult pointless announcements - NSFW

Probably just fell out of some girl's laundry basket. But if some lady wants to shed her panties (for whatever reason) if one is wearing a dress and not too hefty it is pretty easy to casually walk right out of them. If it's dark, no one would likely notice. Then you're ready for whatever hanky-panky you had in mind. I've done it. But I always picked them up.

 

I guess I should have said it's easy if barefoot or wearing some light sandals. More difficult in heels, but I rarely wear heels. Downright impossible if wearing jeans and cowboy boots

 

https://b.thechive.com/OAGHD2tFjZ

FYI

I think the key word here is “admit”

I wonder what the stats would be if everyone told the truth fully???
(then again, you could say this about any topic )

Interesting that men watch the face more
I guess we’re romantics after all.
Not just DOM

I’d be interested in more stats on women

And I’m skeptical about the brain size vs porn study.
(always something in there to punish or stigmatize...)

I’d say “maybe” you could get desensitized if you do too much. (But that’s just getting off, porn is not a factor, that’s just a stimulant)
I call it the Zen Master affect.
You do something so much your body trains for it.
This can be both good and bad

 

The link just leads to a 'download the chive app' page. Is there any way to access the content without a smartphone?

 

No...dammit, I hate these proprietary links.
If ya don't want people getting in, them don't let it share.

It was a link on sexual stats that had some interesting perspectives.
Like when they traced the eye patterns of men watching porn, they mostly looked at the women's faces, not genitals.

They didn't have enough stats on women.
The stated the brain gets smaller when watching more porn (which is BS)

And something about masturbation...

Oh well, I tried.
Didn't get off

 

Ok, hint

If y’think want the nice guy to come rescue you
To use his body as ya did before
To strip for your sisters bachelorette party

Y’gotta know where the hell ya are.

Calling after midnight in a drunken state
He can’t do you or anything for ya
Or even entertain your sister’s bridesmaids

If you can’t tell him where to go.

Besides...
It’s been 10 years since I stripped for my last bachelorette party.
I’m out of practice.
(true story, btw...)

Geez, I’m a nice guy with a libido
Not a psychic
I tell ya...they want everything from ya these days

 

I'd recommend a Bing image search